mobsters

A Mafia member.



Mobsters
Mind control device introduced into MySpace to induce thousands of normally rational people into sending friend requests to hundreds of total strangers.
Example:
Add me to your mob in mobsters!


Mobster
To be a mobster, one has fun in a mischievous manner and preforms slightly illegal tasks for fun and exhilaration.
Note: these people are not criminals they simply want to have fun.
Example:
Person: omg!, what are those boys doing on top of that ten story building

Other person: oh dw, there just mobsters
Mobster: MOBSTERS!! FUCK YEAH!!!


mobster
When someone thinks they are special they call themselves a mobster, they are more than likely a little p00f, its not the 1950's any fucking more
Example:
'ooo im a mobster i am mega hard and coooooo-el' <--- sarcasm there


Mobster in Chief
An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th US President as many of his closest associates wind up in Federal Custody.
Example:
Yes of course I voted for the Mobster in Chief, he is a talented and powerful business tycoon who is ideally prepared to negotiate deals around the world!


Fiedero Mobster
1. No one can present himself directly to another of our friends. There must be a third person to do it.

2. Never look at the wives of friends.

3. Never be seen with cops.

4. Don’t go to pubs and clubs.

5. Always be available for Cosa Nostra, even if your wife’s about to give birth.

6. Appointments must be respected.

7. Wives must be treated with respect.

8. When asked for any information, the answer must be the truth.

9. Money cannot be appropriated if it belongs to others or to other families.

10. People who can’t be part of Cosa Nostra are anyone with a close relative in the police, with a two-timing relative in the family, anyone who behaves badly and doesn’t hold to moral values.

Some of the rules are obvious, such as that absolute silence and secrecy – “omerta” – must be kept at all
Example:
man y"all drive so slow through the hood, y'all must be Fiedero Mobster


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