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mojito

A Bacardi Rhum drink made qith spearmint leaves, rhum, fizz water and ice

mojito

by the_waffle on May 20, 2010 06:59:27

A disgusting flavor of Orbit gum. Not recommended to be tried at all.

Example:
Trevor: What flavor gum is that?
Taylor: Dick.
Trevor: No dude, seriously, what flavor is it?
Taylor: Mint mojito.
Trevor: What's mojito?
Taylor: Dick.

mojito

by Cold Bones on Jun 10, 2007 05:32:18

Synonym for "thank you," usually used to express extreme gratitude.

Example:
BONES: Would you like a cold beverage?
TED: Yes. Mojito! Would you care to partake of my floss?
BONES: Mojito!
TED: Bonfire.

Mojito

by Lundy on Jul 07, 2005 04:12:01

(mo-HEE-toe) Rum drink containing lime, mint, sugar, and soda.

Example:
To make a good mojito, crush 12 fresh spearmint leaves with half a lime and 4 tsp of sugar. Add 1.5 oz of rum, fill the glass with ice, and top off with club soda. Garnish with mint sprig and lime wedge.

mojito diablo

by vegasrew on Apr 18, 2007 16:44:27

Rhum drink I created while working at the Fontainebleau in South Beach, Miami. To make one at home...
1 1/2 white tequila, 1/2 creme de cassis, 2 lime wedges, 12 fresh mint leaves, 3-6 oz 7-Up soda, 1 tbsp brown sugar.
Muddle sugar, mint and squeezed lime wedges in mixing tin until mixture smells like spearmint gum. Fill with ice, add tequila and cassis, shake until the tin is icey to the touch. Pour into a collins glass, top with 7-up and garnish with a sugarcane stick and fresh mint.

Example:
"Man, there are no manly cocktails out there."
"Sure there are. My Spiritual Advisor makes an awesome Mojito Diablo."

Hot mojito

by DrMojito on Apr 28, 2022 10:10:46

Badass women surgeons that take no shit, run a tight ship, and have each other’s backs come hell or high water

Example:
That doctor that took care of me at the hospital is one hot mojito!

Desi Mojito

by Babu Bhaiya on Apr 02, 2021 15:57:10

He's a twitter celeb and a controversial person. He's gem for a reason. An unpaid member of BJP IT cell, who works with full capacity to roast liberandus.

Example:
Be like Desi Mojito, controversial but a gem.

Mosquito Mojito

by Suzysue76 on Sep 01, 2020 21:14:14

The act when your clit gets aroused, allowing all the blood to collect there for a mosquito to suck out. The mosquito will leave traces of its venom and you’ll be in a endless cycle of arousal since you’ll feel the need to itch your clit.

Example:
Your clit is so aroused, heck that’s a whole cocktail for mosquitos, call that mosquito mojito!

Mohair Mojito

by negativecr33p on Dec 09, 2017 08:58:47

This is when a person preforms oral sex on another person with exceptionally hairy genitalia.

Example:
Dispite popular preference, Jose will always prefer Mohair Mojitos.

Fecal Mojito

by connorsji on May 08, 2008 23:48:07

The fecal mojito is the cousin of the uritov cocktail. It consists of a bag that a long-haul trucker uses to take a dump in and the throws it out his window as he is driving.

Example:
Driving through Boston, my wife thought that there was a dead cat on the side of the road. I knew better. The son of a bitch in front of me threw a fecal mojito at me. I swerved to avoid the shit splatter, but I didn't avoid the follow up uritov cocktail.

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