access
Example:
1. Greg accessed John's butt.
2. John recieved access to Disney Land.
3. Carmin accessed Greg's bank account.
1. Greg accessed John's butt.
2. John recieved access to Disney Land.
3. Carmin accessed Greg's bank account.
accessibility
The ease and opportunity with which one can "Do" a potential partner. Commonly used in tandem with "Attractiveness" as its co-value to score a "Hottie" on a scale of 1 to 10.*See Attractiveness/Accessibility Scaleaccess
Example:
look above
look above
access
Example:
Fucking hell, i'm going to put my fist through my laptop if i ever have to use access again.
Fucking hell, i'm going to put my fist through my laptop if i ever have to use access again.
access
Example:
you have vip acess ;)
you have vip acess ;)
access
Where you cut through the bottom of your pockets so you can get at your baz a' richie and roll them around while still keeping unsuspecting polite company.
Example:
Boss: "We need to increase production by at least 5%, does anyone have any suggestions?"
<Silence>
Boss: "Anyone?"
Boss: "Dave, how about you?"
Dave: "What? Sorry, what was the question? I was playing with my balls."
Boss: "We need to increase production by at least 5%, does anyone have any suggestions?"
<Silence>
Boss: "Anyone?"
Boss: "Dave, how about you?"
Dave: "What? Sorry, what was the question? I was playing with my balls."
access
Example:
I accessed bob's laptop, which allowed me to access the database with all the slang words in it.
I accessed bob's laptop, which allowed me to access the database with all the slang words in it.
access
Accessible
A quality of a person who trusts everyone and is easy to meet and build a relationship with. Sometimes the person is accessible because of their stupidity.
access
90s Japanese, WHAM!-esque pop band. Headed by Hiroyuki Takami, and grooves provided by Daisuke Asakura.