the hand shake

similar to the shocker, accept its 4 in the stink and 1 in the pink, almost like your giving the girls private area a hand shake.



The Hand Shake
The white man's form of hello. Hasnt been used for quite some time ever since the dap, chake and african american handshakes came into place.
Example:
Next time you meet a stranger go in for the hand shake. 94% of the time it will end up as dap, chake, or possibly a hand shake then a pull-back ending with a dap.


hand shake
When a girl or boy tosses a boy off.
Example:
Oh my god, that sket hand shaked James last night!

Want a handshake, ;)


slingshot hand shake
A hand shake where a brotha is being real agressive upon first meeting and drags you in for the hug
Example:
Bro 1: yo whats up man, nice to meet you
slingshot hand shaker: yo whats up man (offers a hand, and yanks bro #1 in for the hug)


Double Hand Shake
Used in the exchange of drugs, a double hand shake is where you shake both of the dealers hands in your opposite hands, i.e right with right, left with left, and swap over the goods.

He takes the money out of your right hand whilst you take the dope/MDMA whatever with your left.
Used to disguise the transaction.
Example:
Dude you got my dope?
Yeah let's double hand shake so that guy over there doesn't see.


uffy hand shake
a "hand shake" given to a male by an uffy. the "hand shake" takes place in the male nether region. it is given when an uffy wants to determine if the male is suitable or large enough for bedding.
uffy hand shake originated when muffy, buffy, and fluffy noticed that a man can see if a woman has large breasts. and the man can decide if he wants to go out with her. but a female has no way of knowing if a man has a big one or not. hence the need for an uffy hand shake.
Example:
"fluffy, did you give gary the uffy hand shake before you had sex?", asked muffy.

"yes, and he had a prince albert too!"

duffy was so sad and bummed out that biff had a small wanker.

"hey duffy, you should have given him the uffy hand shake."


Southside Hand shake
A sexual move inwhich one person is positioned behind another. The rear person reaches through the front persons legs(male), cups the testicals and inserts the tumb on the same hand, into the anus.
Example:
I was bent over in bed, and the next thing I knew she was behind me giving me a southside hand shake!


upstate hand shake
“One finger in the throat and one in the rectum......"

When a neurological oriented member of a trauma 1 team checks gag reflex and performs a digital rectal examination simultaneously. This is usually performed on trauma patients to determine extent of abdominal, pelvic, and neurological injuries. New evidence shows the procedure is unnecessary but it's still performed and some have become fond of it's diagnostic powers.

"Espsoito et al (2005) found that none of 512 patients would have had a significant injury missed had the DRE been omitted." (Life In The Fast Lane)."Adding insult to injury?"
Example:
I just tried the ole Upstate Hand shake on the patient in room 2. Nurse, we're gonna need some restraints and sedation because they're fighting us for some reason!


Vulcan Hand Shake
verb. (sexual act)

To please a woman by spreading your hand in a V and placing 2 fingers in her puckered dumpling, and 2 in her meat wallet, then shaking vigorously until she cums. At the moment of orgasm, proclaim, "Live long and prosper!"

Not to be confused with star trekking, which is to have sex with an anal virgin, and thereby, "To boldly go where no man has gone before."
Example:
She looked pleased to meet me, but what pleased her more was the Vulcan Hand Shake.


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