mojito's

(mo-HEE-toe) Rum drink containing lime, mint, sugar, and soda.



mojito
A Bacardi Rhum drink made qith spearmint leaves, rhum, fizz water and ice
Example:
Bartender, gimme a mojito...and yeah I ain't gay but I like my mojito.


mojito
A disgusting flavor of Orbit gum. Not recommended to be tried at all.
Example:
Trevor: What flavor gum is that?
Taylor: Dick.
Trevor: No dude, seriously, what flavor is it?
Taylor: Mint mojito.
Trevor: What's mojito?
Taylor: Dick.


mojito
Synonym for "thank you," usually used to express extreme gratitude.
Example:
BONES: Would you like a cold beverage?
TED: Yes. Mojito! Would you care to partake of my floss?
BONES: Mojito!
TED: Bonfire.


mojito diablo
Rhum drink I created while working at the Fontainebleau in South Beach, Miami. To make one at home...
1 1/2 white tequila, 1/2 creme de cassis, 2 lime wedges, 12 fresh mint leaves, 3-6 oz 7-Up soda, 1 tbsp brown sugar.
Muddle sugar, mint and squeezed lime wedges in mixing tin until mixture smells like spearmint gum. Fill with ice, add tequila and cassis, shake until the tin is icey to the touch. Pour into a collins glass, top with 7-up and garnish with a sugarcane stick and fresh mint.
Example:
"Man, there are no manly cocktails out there."
"Sure there are. My Spiritual Advisor makes an awesome Mojito Diablo."


Mosquito Mojito
The act when your clit gets aroused, allowing all the blood to collect there for a mosquito to suck out. The mosquito will leave traces of its venom and you’ll be in a endless cycle of arousal since you’ll feel the need to itch your clit.
Example:
Your clit is so aroused, heck that’s a whole cocktail for mosquitos, call that mosquito mojito!


Fecal Mojito
The fecal mojito is the cousin of the uritov cocktail. It consists of a bag that a long-haul trucker uses to take a dump in and the throws it out his window as he is driving.
Example:
Driving through Boston, my wife thought that there was a dead cat on the side of the road. I knew better. The son of a bitch in front of me threw a fecal mojito at me. I swerved to avoid the shit splatter, but I didn't avoid the follow up uritov cocktail.


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