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Molt
It is a process of transformation done by many crustaceans, birds, reptiles, and insects. Basically, when eating the red pill instead of the blue, one obtains the ability of mystique. Red pills can be obtained randomly through out nature, as they are often found in certain types of plants, specifically in certain strains of algae and specific roots and cacti.

Humans have been known to accidentally ingest the red pill, though there are cases where this has been done purposefully. After ingestion, the ingestor will probably shed skin, feathers, or scales and transform into a multi.
Example:
I molted today. It was insane, I started shedding my skin and feathers sprouted out of my flesh :O


Molting
When a cat, usually overweight, lays on the ground making different types of purr noises while breathing heavily.
Example:
Daisy was molting so loudly at the end of my bed last night that I barely got any sleep.


Swivel Molt
A Moltar belonging to a specific 'Poltar' person group (See Poltar), but having the characteristic of possession of one or more Swivel-Style cellular phone carrying devices. To be classified as a true Swivel the Swivel must satisfy two necessary conditions: 1. it must be clipped on the exterior of a garment and not in a pocket or interior position, and readily accessible and visible. 2. The Swivel apparatus must always be perpendicular to the ground, regardless of the position of the carrier, this is also a diagnostic test which will determine if the Swivel joint is properly lubricated and/or positioned. Evidence as to the origin of the Swivel points towards the late 1990's.
Example:
"An accountant I knew had a cellular phone that he wore in a Swivel style phone case and it was always clipped on his jeans between his zipper and his pocket so that he could easily reach it if a client called. Others called him a Swivel Molt, and he was the most boring man I ever knew but damn if he didn't have a sweet lookin Swivel" -- Anonymous


Molted Nest
mohlt-ed nest, -noun 1.The state of a females' genitalia after years of abuse, resulting in pubic hair loss and a twig like appearance. 2. A tired old balding crotch.
Example:
ie.- "Dude, you don't even want to get tangled up in that

molted nest!"


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