monet

A person who looks great from afar, but is a mess up close. Used in the movie "Clueless" with Alicia Silverstone.



monet
(pronounced mon-AY) a woman who looks attractive from afar, but upon closer inspection is physically disappointing.

A reference to the work of French Impressionist painter Claude Monet.
Example:
Character 1: Hey, check out that brunette over there in the ticket line.

Character 2: No, dude, I just walked past her - total monet.


monet
Someone who from far away looks hot but up close they are nasty.
Example:
Katy it's mark from the old days, do you remember? find me on myspace" mark cox" pensacola. oh yeah... did you see that girl she was a monet when i went to hit on her, from across the room she looked to be a hottie.


monet
an impressionist artist who used painted in lil splotches of paint. when ur up close 2 one of his paintings u cant tell wtf it is but when u back up some u see like a cool garden.
Example:
bill: look theres a monet painting i cant c wat it is cos im 2 far away
pill: just back up and then ull c something like a cool garden.
*both back up*
bill & pill: cooooooooool


Monet
Monet is beautiful up close and far away. She was given this name and you should respect it. She doesn't take no BULL , she loves to go shopping, money , hang out with friends, family, and of course loves attention from the boys. She sets high standards for herself but close enough for her finger tips to touch. She is so funny, caring, beautiful, smart, a perfect body, and the most beautiful smile. She is the one to call on when your sick or having a bad day. She is the best sister, aunt to be, friend , and cousin ever.
Example:
Monet can you come over please I'm not feeling well today.


monetize
to introduce a thing as currency, e.g., silver, gold, copper. In nearly all cases, when something has been monetized, it is legal tender and debtors are legally obligated to accept it as payment for debt.

Debt can also be monetized. A government can either buy the debt of companies whose growth it favors as a matter of policy (as in pre-War Japan) or permit its own bonds to be be used as banking reserves (for the creation of money).
Example:
In 1878 Congress passed the Bland Bill, which monetized silver at a ratio of 16:1 to gold.


monetize
screw the customer, take something that is already good and make it less useful or fill it with obnoxious ads in order to make money from it
Example:
Game developer: I finished the game.
Publisher: Lets monetize it!
Game developer: ??
Publisher: We lock content that is already on the disk, and then charge people a fee to use it!
Game developer: That seems unethical.
Publisher: Monetize!


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