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mong

1. (Mong)- Slang for spastic, but used against a person who says or does something completely idiotic by accident or without realisation. This makes every witness simultaneously raise their hands to their shoulders and shake 'em while sticking their tongue in their lower lip and making 'urrgh' noises.2. (Monged)- A vegetive state of mind/being usually effective after consuming large quantities of alcohol, weed, lsd, ecstacy etc or combinations of.

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by Savage Henry on Aug 13, 2004 00:37:39

Mong is short for 'mongoloid', which was originally an anachronistic term for a Down's Syndrome sufferer. The modern Mong however is a total fuckwit, who deserves nothing less than complete humiliation for their idiocy. That includes all those dope smokers too, who relate being 'monged' to being chilled and mellow. Its because when you're stoned you act like a fucking retard, you fucking spazzes!

Example:
"You spilt yer pint all over my strides, you FUCKING MONG! I'LL KICK YER FUCKING CUNT IN!"

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by Waggers on Jan 11, 2009 03:42:42

another word for spastic or retard some other ways of saying this would be
mongathon monghead ect...

Example:
aaron: tom what you doing later?
tom: i dont know yet gunna go watch barbie
aaron: shut up tom you mong

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by Bob on Feb 05, 2003 20:11:13

See mongoloid. Can also be applied to the state people get into after heavy amounts of intoxicating substances.

Example:
You are a stupid fucking mong.
I am completely fucked, I'm such a mong.

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by hol on Oct 30, 2004 06:42:30

an insult to somebody who is acting stupid or annoying

Example:
your pissing me off mong!

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by Richie on Dec 12, 2003 03:27:12

Descriptive noun. Short form of mongoloid.
Someone suffering mental handicap. Particularly Joey Deacon.
Precursor to meng, ming, minger q.v.
Passive racist term.

Example:
You mong.

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by Kirkham on Nov 22, 2003 15:39:41

verb "to mong"

to be in a deep state of relaxed wakefulness, often induced by the excessive use of alcohol or drugs.

Example:
"I've drank bare already, I need to mong"

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by Kaiser_Sma on Aug 26, 2004 22:42:05

A shortened version of the Shakespearian insult 'fish monger' from Hamlet directed at Polonius. There is debate to what the original meaning was but it usually donates to the nature of the fishmongers of the time who were money grabbing, corrupt, stereotypically simple and of low moral fiber. So mong generally refers to a despicable and or stupid person.

(Disclaimer: this is not a stab at anybody associated with the fishing industry. it is just an interpretation of another mans writing and opinions)

Example:
"you complete and utter Mong"
"You can't stick that there, you mong!"

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by Jazz Donkey on Apr 07, 2004 09:57:06

the word 'mong' means retard, commonly used as an insult

Example:
The person who is reading this is a mong

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by Jethro81 on Nov 18, 2006 06:32:06

A peice of cloth to cover Male genitals yet revealing the buttocks. Developed by Upitang Sabazo inc. Provides comfort and Security and Freedom. One Of Europe's fastest growing fashion trends. Comes in Assorted colours, materials and shapes. One size fits all. XS.

Also Known as a Man Thong

Example:
Junior! that is one sexy mong you have on!

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