notarized Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

notarized

Notarizing a woman is the act of mushroom stamping a woman on her face.

notarizer

by Tony2Beer on Mar 10, 2019 03:03:20

A very strong man, who is very wise and has the capability to notarize any situation under any circumstances. Typically a man who has a first name starting with the letter J and a BAC of at least .1.

Example:
I am The Notarizer! (In deep voice, while flexing)

Notar

by Moiraine Damodred on Nov 25, 2021 05:26:47

A Notar is a being who is superior by is spirit. Notars are frequently beings who made an heroic act that gave them that name. A Notar can also be associated with high intelligence, spirituality and philosophy.
That name have to be use with a capital letter.

Example:
Platon was a Notar.
With that discovery mate you will become a Notar!

notarized the forehead

by Cumbre Vieja on May 10, 2022 11:20:02

Defensive tactic involves the use of a small and powerful tactical flashlight to first blind an attacker and then hammer fist their head with the end of the light, leaving a series of circular shaped wounds that resemble notarizing stamp marks. Not recommended unless the attacker poses an immediate threat of death or serious bodily injury, you could get charged with a felony.

Example:
A drunk attacked me at the karaoke bar last Saturday and I notarized the forehead with my flashlight. He went to the ER and then the cops took him to jail. If

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