Morrisons
Morrisons is a supermarket chain in the UK. It used to be called Safeway. Their slogan is "More reasons to shop at Morrisons" They're colour scheme is yellow(Safeways was red).
morrisonned
Well, there was this really shit supermarket called Safeway. And everyone knew it was shit. Then something happened, and it stopped being shit for a while, and everyone went their and talked about how good it was. But then, the novelty wore off and it went back to being shit, but obviously it was called Morrisons now. SO. 'to Morrison'- to be lame, and suddenly become cool. ( and usually go back to being lame afterwards. He Morrisons, she Morrison, they Morrison, he Morrisonned, he will Morrison...morrisons
morrison
Australian term used to refer to an elderly suburban man, in his late 40s, to mid 50s, possibly retired, who is usually rather quiet, grey around the edges and a good friend to have.
Also, a less used expression meaning "You will burn in hell you are the devil I will eat your children go home sunshine!"
Also, a less used expression meaning "You will burn in hell you are the devil I will eat your children go home sunshine!"
Morrison
Principally a Scottish surname.
Celebrities who last names are Morrison are: Jim Morrison, Jennifer Morrison, Van Morrison. John Wayne’s real last name was Morrison- Marion Morrison. Actress Janet Leigh’s real last name was Morrison. Cookie Monster’s last name is reported to be Morrison - Cookie’s real name is Sid Morrison.
Cookie Monster was inspired by several Morrisons that Jim Henson knew in his youth.
Celebrities who last names are Morrison are: Jim Morrison, Jennifer Morrison, Van Morrison. John Wayne’s real last name was Morrison- Marion Morrison. Actress Janet Leigh’s real last name was Morrison. Cookie Monster’s last name is reported to be Morrison - Cookie’s real name is Sid Morrison.
Cookie Monster was inspired by several Morrisons that Jim Henson knew in his youth.
Example:
According to Jim Henson he had real last names for his puppets. Cookie Monster comes from a long line of Morrisons originally from Isle of Lewis in Scotland’s Outer Hebrides Islands.
According to Jim Henson he had real last names for his puppets. Cookie Monster comes from a long line of Morrisons originally from Isle of Lewis in Scotland’s Outer Hebrides Islands.
Morrison
A Canadian term to describe when a person capitalizes on the incompetence of their friend who has been making advances towards someone but is too incompetent to realize that their target wants to fuck.
Example:
Last night Sean was talking to a woman, he walked away after she was looking to leave so I Morrisoned her away.
Last night Sean was talking to a woman, he walked away after she was looking to leave so I Morrisoned her away.
morrisons
the home of many legends such as elon,kliffard,fish,rob,wayne,the morrisons worker formly known as crazy jack and stutley
Example:
in letchworth
in letchworth
Doing a Morrison
A range of tactics for dodging your responsibilities, including (but not limited to): going missing when the going gets tough; passing the buck; and talking your way out of a tight spot with an empty promise.
Australian slang. Inspired by Australia’s 30th Prime Minister Scott Morrison.
(NOTE: ‘Doing a Morrison’ is not to be confused with ‘Getting Morrisoned’, which usually involves you losing either your pre-selection (see Michael Towke), your job (see Christine Holgate), or your credit for a job well done (see nearly everyone else).)
Australian slang. Inspired by Australia’s 30th Prime Minister Scott Morrison.
(NOTE: ‘Doing a Morrison’ is not to be confused with ‘Getting Morrisoned’, which usually involves you losing either your pre-selection (see Michael Towke), your job (see Christine Holgate), or your credit for a job well done (see nearly everyone else).)
Example:
Crew member 1: “The ship’s taking on water. We’re sinking. Where the bloody hell’s the captain?”
Crew member 2: “Oh, he’s already done a Morrison and racked off in a lifeboat.”
Barry: “How did you get your creditors off your back.”
Bruce: “Too easy. I told them the, ah, cheque was in the mail. Did a total Morrison.”
Delia: “Did you eat the last Tim Tam?”
Nev (wiping chocolate from his lips): “No. It must have been… the other guy.”
Delia: “What other guy? You’re doing a Morrison, aren’t you?”
“Yeah mate, it was piss easy, I just did a Morrison. Promised I’d always love her and she believed it and gave me the money.”
Crew member 1: “The ship’s taking on water. We’re sinking. Where the bloody hell’s the captain?”
Crew member 2: “Oh, he’s already done a Morrison and racked off in a lifeboat.”
Barry: “How did you get your creditors off your back.”
Bruce: “Too easy. I told them the, ah, cheque was in the mail. Did a total Morrison.”
Delia: “Did you eat the last Tim Tam?”
Nev (wiping chocolate from his lips): “No. It must have been… the other guy.”
Delia: “What other guy? You’re doing a Morrison, aren’t you?”
“Yeah mate, it was piss easy, I just did a Morrison. Promised I’d always love her and she believed it and gave me the money.”
matthew morrison
Example:
matthew morrison is a war criminal
matthew morrison is a war criminal
Jennifer Morrison
The best person you'll ever know of. she's beautiful, smart, talented and overall just amazing! she played Emma Swan on Once Upon A Time and Dr Allison Cameron on House along with many other roles. She has an adorable dog named Ava who she's obsessed with. Enjoys coffee.