SEX TAPE
A ploy used by washed up celebrities to gain main stream media attention. Also see the term pathetic.sex tape
Sex tape
Footage of a celebrity / celebrities who are otherwise not known as pornographic performers engaging in sexual acts. Often takes the form of an amateur porn home movie. May be used as a form of publicity by particularly cynical / fame-seeking individuals.
sex tape
Tape used to Secure things EXtremely well. S.EX. Tape. Endorsed by a world famous actor who created the brand Eva Mendes Sex Tape.
Example:
1. Dude my pole split in half!
2. It's okay I have sex tape, your pole will be as good as new in no time.
1. Dude my pole split in half!
2. It's okay I have sex tape, your pole will be as good as new in no time.
Great Sex Tapes
An imaginary band out of Stockholm, Sweden. They play fusions of polka, elevator music, and techno. Often mistaken for Ron Sexsmith, although mostly only by Mike Butt.
Example:
Person 1: Great Sex Tapes is better than actual great sex tapes!
Person 2: Are you kidding?! They don't even exist!
Mike: Ron Sexsmith?
Person 1: Great Sex Tapes is better than actual great sex tapes!
Person 2: Are you kidding?! They don't even exist!
Mike: Ron Sexsmith?
Sarges Sex Tape
Sex tapes from a man who explains fairy tales in 2 minutes or less (also explains the sex videos to completion).
Other useful explanations include the following
It's a short one this week
Greasy meat resembling a bear
Unusual downpour
How we get chapped
Other useful explanations include the following
It's a short one this week
Greasy meat resembling a bear
Unusual downpour
How we get chapped
This is my sex tape
Title of your sex tape
Example:
Person: I’m horrible at this. When can we stop?
Person 2: I’m horrible at this. When can we stop? Title of your sex tape.
Person: I’m horrible at this. When can we stop?
Person 2: I’m horrible at this. When can we stop? Title of your sex tape.