pulled a Matt
"Pulling a Matt" means reading off of a poster, sign, photo
collage, billboard, back of a car, or any other means of
signage or media
et al, as you attempt to pretend that you know about the subject you are discussing.
pulling a matt
by ataturk🏳️🌈🌮 on Dec 14, 2019 07:56:03
Example:
Matt cast was pulling a matt when he ate
a taco out of someone's ass.
Oh wow
you gay Mexican the only time you
come around is when there is tacos
Pulling a Matt
by Steve Luctual on Nov 15, 2019 08:07:16
Pulling a Matt is when you are
the creepy one in the group. Generally stay in
the corner of any room and maintain
eye contact at inappropriate times. Commonly referred to as “doing the face”.
Pulling a matt
by Haagen-Dazs on Jan 06, 2008 14:23:02
When you get fucked up at a party, usually high and intoxicated otherwise known as
crossfading then afterwards when you
pass out you
piss and shit your own bed for your mom to see.
Pulling A Matt Lopez ;-)
by Atomicmonkey2 on Dec 11, 2010 13:16:50
A sexual act in which two black males place three hot dogs in an ice cube
tray (two residing on one half of the tray and one on the other) after which a gallon of
apple juice is poured and frozen.
Then the the two frozen hot dogs are stuck into a womans vagina, and the one frozen hot dog is inserted into the womans ass (which when done correctly should allow her to
cum apple juice) after which the two men allow the woman to suck them off.
to pull a Matt S
by Stephen H on Apr 28, 2005 11:46:15
To get really drunk and then start having sex with a girl, and then
pass out while
in the act of having sex with said girl and roll onto the floor and
consequently have all your friends make fun of you.
Example:
I got so drunk last night, and I think
I remember hooking up with some girl but I think I
pulled a Matt because I woke up naked,
facedown on the floor.
pulling a matt lauer
by stellatwinks on Nov 30, 2017 15:15:13
Acting or behaving
wilding inappropriately enough in a sexual manner towards colleagues at your place of employment to
warrant a swift and unexpected
termination.
Example:
Denise: “That guy Jared in accounting has grabbed my ass as he walked passed me in the elevator two days in a row now so I finally told my boss.
Marie: “Yeah he was known for pulling a matt lauer at
the Boston Office too,
about time someone reported him.”
To pull a Matt 2
by Someone on Apr 10, 2005 22:26:20
Example:
Mrs.Manwaring- I wish I had a house closer to the school, I think Ill just stay with
one of you guys
Matt: You can stay in my room Mrs.
Manwaring..... I mean uhhh
Pj: Take it easy Matt
Mrs.Manwaring: Matt,I think you should go
get a drink of water
Pulled a Matt
by RedneckViking on Aug 07, 2021 22:52:51
Pulling a matt
by Unknown pussy on Apr 13, 2022 10:49:50