mort

An unintelligent dimwitted individual who lives (or should live) in the suburb location of Mortdale, NSW, Australia.



mort
a person who is unnecessarily afraid of sharks; a shark-o-phobic.
Example:
Person 1: I heard Eliza is really afraid of sharks
Person 2: She is such a mort.


mort
an annoying/stupid person. Orginally used to describe a white person who fits the criteria.

Short for mormon. Used among black people to insult anybody.

used by black people because mormons are racists sons of bitches. anyone can use it though.
Example:
"Did you hear what he just said?!?"
"Yeah, fuckin Mort"
"psh.... mormon"


mort
A friend who 1) tells you there are hot chicks at a party (and he actually thinks they are hot) but in fact they are fuglies or 2) a friend who proclaims there will be tons of girls at his party and there are not many at all. (Ironically, his mortness might still be revealed when the few girls that are there actually weigh a few tons)
Example:
Holy shit Randy, you said there were going to be a bunch of dimes here but there are only fuglies and blanca-looking femmes. Your such a fucking mort!


mort
word used to describe girls only just above the legal age of sexual consent whose promiscuity is evident from the way they dress, act and carry themselves in public. Boys will use this word to display their desire for a sexual encounter with such a female.
Example:
tonight im gonna go find me a dirty little mort to take home


mort
1. (noun) A degenerate; one who is unproductive, lazy
2. (noun) An individual with a lack of intelligence.
3. (adj) defeated, lifeless, usually as a result of dire circumstances.
Example:
1. Did you get your OSSD yet, or are you still a mort?

2. That mort can't even spell his name.

3. (a) That guy sniffed lines until he was all mort.
(b) He lives all mort by himself, in a shithole apartment.


mort
that morning fart that happens after you leave the residence of some chick. you have to hold in your gas all night, but when you leave that next morning on the walk of shame, you can let that mort rip in relief. it usually is much longer and louder than the average fart.
Example:
yo, that loud mort was 10 hours in the making.


mort
Member of an exclusive friendship group which is renowned for drinkin loads, doin criminal damage, pissin people off who dont matter, and nobbin random slags.
Example:
Mort 1: S'apnin
Mort 2: F'kin chillin innit, just fuckin chinned some car into another car by openin the door and takin the handbrake off and it rolled down the fuckin hill
Mort 1: Sound. Do u reckon the guy who owns the car will be fussed?
Mort 2: Dont give a fuck. He's a goof.


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