mushroom bruise
A phallic contusion in the shape of a mushroom inflicted by a forceful blow of a penis to one's body.mushroom bruise
mushroom-bruise
A bruise, in the shape of a mushroom, obtained by being slapped with a large penis or penis-like object.
Example:
"Dude, I can't believe you goin' out with the new girl from accounting!"
"I'm gonna mushroom-bruise her ass, just for you. Just watch -- she won't be sittin' straight for a week."
"Dude, I can't believe you goin' out with the new girl from accounting!"
"I'm gonna mushroom-bruise her ass, just for you. Just watch -- she won't be sittin' straight for a week."
Mushroom bruise
Example:
Alex left a mushroom bruise on Traci and Chanti, it looks like they converted to Hindu now...
Alex left a mushroom bruise on Traci and Chanti, it looks like they converted to Hindu now...
Mushroom bruise
purple mushroom bruise
The act of pulling out your penis while being blown, and systematically slapping your partner's face with it, thus leaving a purplish bruise resembling the tip of you penis (a mushroom).
Mushroom Shaped Bruise
The moment after release during oral sex a man will pop his member on the females forehead two or three times resulting in a red/purple bruise in the shape of a baby bella mushroom. Thus marking your territory as a well hung cullinary master.