The president who nailed more fine pussy than any other man that was ever in the Oval Office. During WW2, he was boning a Nazi spy. Then, in 1952, he married a ravishingly hot heiress named Jacqueline, who later appeared naked in Hustler magazine. By the time he was president in 1961, he was having multiple affairs with dozens of women including: Mary Tyler Moore who was still married to Dick Van Dyke; Jayne Mansfield - a famous satanist, actress and nude model; Judith
Exner - the mistress of a mafia boss; Angie Dickenson - a
nyphomaniac redhead; and most famously Marilyn Monroe, who he murdered in 1962.
After a while, Kennedy's whoring ways made even the
Gambino crime family red faced with shame. A secret alliance of assassins was formed, which carried out the JFK assasination on 11/22/1963. This black alliance consisted of mobsters, Cuban patriots, the Memphis Mafia including Elvis and Colonel
Tom Parker, Texas politicians and conservative government agents working in tandem w/ FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover, who was a gay Republican.