To give it to someone straight no matter the consequences.

HARD DICK- noun
Middle aged to older man, usually divorced multiple times, frequents bars that cater to a much younger, hipper crowd. Will be found leaning against the prime drink ordering spot at the bar. This is to insinuate himself into conversations between younger, clearly out of his league, women, with what he thinks is witty banter. This Hard Dick will be shot down repeatedly, even by very intoxicated women.

Typical attire will include: Member’s Only jacket, polo shirt, poly blend slacks, and boat shoes.
Accoutrements: Wall Street Journal, Blackberry, Corvette key fob with a Honda car key, watch that appears to be a Rolex but will either be a knock off or the least expensive model made.

Irritates all bartenders with his overly familiar comments, and does not tip well. Male equivalent to the Female “Bar Fly.” Must be swept out with the trash.

If you are approached by the Hard Dick, a stern “NO!” accompanied by a sharp snap of the fingers will stun him long enough to make an escape. Do not accept his offer of a cocktail, as this only encourages further conversation and bad behavior.

Something thats better than awesome, badass, or cool.

to shamelessly hit on a girl with little or no style.

i ) A half erect penis.

ii) Something that is useless

iii) Something that appears to be on its way to being useful, but isn't

iv) Something that possesses all the drawbacks, and none of the advantages of a given phenomenon

When a man is quick to have sex with you, but emotionally or financially unable to carry on a relationship or be your {baby daddy}, he is offering you "nothing but hard dick and bubblegum"

when your only relations with a female is to have sex or give her your erectile penis and a piece of chewing gum

Being forced to fist fight while having a full erection.

The panacea for any problem a woman could possibly face.