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If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth
An insultive phrase, denoting that you fuck somebody's mouth, that's not ever meant to be true, but it's always funny to tell it to your friends/enemies/dog/slaves/mailmen/mailwomen/pOsama Bin Laden/anybody.
Example:
Osama Bin Laden: I am going to bomb 'mericans again.
'bama: If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth.


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