toilet paper
Primarily used to wipe someone's
immediate sphincter area. Nowadays used to wipe various unwanted liquid or
viscid substances.Also, like all varieties of paper, one can write stories on.
toilet paper
by snorgle on Oct 20, 2003 07:21:23
toilet paper
by Stevereno on Jan 12, 2007 10:41:23
1. A soft paper-like product that you use to clean
your anus after you poop.
2. A product that
flys nicely over nieghbors trees.
Example:
I just
wiped my ass with some toilet paper.
Damn, That was a good throw, man I think the toilet
paper hit every
branch on the way down that tree!
toilet paper
by J.L. on Feb 14, 2004 05:30:01
toilet paper
by Toilet Paper Police on Jul 19, 2005 09:13:24
The person who made that image is right on. I don't know who the crud wants to
reach under the roll to
get paper, or unwrap it backwards over the roll, but rational people just don't put TP
on the stick with it hangin' on the inside.
toilet paper
by bob the brony on Mar 16, 2020 08:00:26
Example:
1. Wow, this toilet paper is so soft!
2. I toilet
papered Mrs.
Simpson's house yesterday.
3. Everyone's
stocking up on toilet paper because of coronavirus.
toilet paper
by Aaron Startupguy on Nov 16, 2009 20:18:55
Stock or options in a
startup company, referring to the likeliness the money will have only imaginary value. In
contrast to "real paper".
Example:
Person 1: "Hey, I got a great
new job, paying $150k, working for a company that makes facebook
apps!"
Person 2: "Really? Is it real paper or toilet paper?"
Person 1: "$60k base, $
90k stock"
Person 2: "oh, so mostly toilet paper..."
toilet paper
by Why Bother on Feb 20, 2006 13:05:18
toilet paper
by SuperNateParty on Jul 04, 2021 06:01:05
Example:
Person:
I'm out of toilet paper! How will I
wipe my ass?!
Person 2: Good luck, all of the supermarkets are closed due to the
pandemic.
toilet paper
by MasterofDictionarior on Mar 22, 2020 03:22:55