handy dandy

short form for a handy-capped person.



Handy Dandy
Another word for a "handjob". It is normally used by tools trying to describe to his tool friends what sexual pleasures he recieved. This is generally used by middle school "bros" who are too immature to know what oral sex is.
Example:
Andrew:"Hey man my 13 year old girlfriend gave me the handy dandy last night."
John: "Tiiiiiigggghhhhttttt brrrooo.. jealoussss"


Handy Dandy Man
One of the Most terrifying entities in all of existence known for kidnapping children with lightning fast speed, and eating them with demonic hunger after they say the rhyme. "Roses are red, Bow down to your master, The Children are fast, But the Dandy is faster."
Example:
Alright guys I'm gonna summon the Handy Dandy Man. Roses are red, Bow down to your master, The Children are Fast, But the Dandy is faster.


Ol' handy dandy
When you're horny as a mother fucker and tried your best to find a solution that involves another human being but failed. Ya tried your damndest and finally come to the sad conclusion you've only got one option. Break out the Ol' Handy Dandy and give er. JUST givin er. Classic release when you get that sexy feeling but don't have a bitch (or man meat) kneeling.
Example:
Oh man I couldn't pull at the bar tonight, guess it's me, ma bits and the Ol' Handy Dandy.


Handy Dandy 3000
The act of your significant other give you a handjob with both hands and throwing in some wrist twisting action while speeding up and then slowing back down repeatedly until your toes curl.
Example:
Man, my girl gave me the handy dandy 3000 last night.


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