newsfeed
When two or more people decide to ignore personal messages and
Facebook chat and have a conversation only through wall posts. These wall posts come up in
the news feed and annoy other Facebook users. There are differing
degrees, but 'raping the newsfeed' is an extreme case.
Newsfeed linger
by rorydelaplongthrowsociety on Jan 25, 2011 12:16:02
Newsfeed Whore
by Ivan Shelly on Jan 05, 2009 06:39:00
Noun: A person who is frequently on
facebook's newsfeed.
Whenever you
sign on and look at the newsfeed to see what your friends have been up to, you can't find out because the ONE person takes it all up with their recent boring activity.
Example:
me: "Let me sign onto facebook and see what everyone has been up to!"
1
minute later
me: "well... it looks like Sarah has been posting quite a few videos lately.."
Cletus: "ya, she's such a
newsfeed whore"
Newsfeed Busted
by Bagginski on Jun 30, 2010 07:39:48
Example:
Julie's comment: Heyyy Jim, don't worry about what you told me last night, it'll be our little secret, I must say though, I'm surpised you chose me to come out too :) xx
Jims friend's comment: Jim ya homo, you've just been
newsfeed busted!
Newsfeed consciousness
by Rauldatta on Dec 17, 2013 19:04:53
Newsfeed personality
by HatersRinTheBuilding on Jul 05, 2011 00:11:45
Example:
Nick: Ryan how did the date with the Spanish Mami go?
Ryan: What a complete
newsfeed personality. She posted that she likes to go to the rack for dinner and the drynk for
lemon drops, but all she wanted to do is listen to maxima 92.5, watch telemundo, and reminiss about her
quinceanera.
Newsfeed Porno
by sabear pats on Nov 15, 2011 10:24:12
Example:
Jasel: Hey bro, I was
eating noodles while on Facebook when a Newsfeed Porno pic of Justin Bieber popped up.. totally just lost my appetite.
Poosh: Oh yeah I saw that one, I guess thats way worse than the Newsfeed Porno of that gymnast with the huge ass.
blowing up newsfeed
by gtobs on Jul 27, 2010 12:05:16
The act of repeatedly posting messages, links, photos, or statuses that nobody else particularly cares about on facebook to the point where your posts completely cover everyone else's
newsfeed/
live feed. This usually results in everybody who is
misfortunate enough to be your friend to become extremely irritated with you (as they have a right to be) and hide you from their newsfeed.
Clogging Up My Newsfeed
by IseBox on Dec 29, 2010 16:10:42
when your on facebook and almost all the
newsfeed updates are from one person posting too much things or
updating too much photos or what have you.
(this phrase is not limited
to facebook, can be used wherever newsfeeds are being overrun by dumb shit being posted)
Example:
1: "uh this dumb bitch keeps posting
random ass videos & crap idc about, totally
clogging up my newsfeed & not letting me see other updates"
2: "why dont you just block all her posts"
1: "nah, what if one day she says something 'useful' to me"
2: "
doubt it.. no one on facebook says anything useful"
blowing up my newsfeed
by Euroinformer on Oct 24, 2013 16:54:35
Example:
I got on Facebook today and my
newsfeed was totally full of "
Sarah's"
updates. That girl is blowing up my newsfeed!