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newton

One of the top five nicest towns in massachusetts...wealthiest and safest city of its size in the united states. chestnut hill, waban, west newton hill, and parts of newton center have both money AND class...connecticut should take some notes

newton

by nIicegurl on Jan 30, 2005 20:55:04

Sir Isaac Newton was one of the greatest scientists of all times and lived in the 17th century. Isaac Newton explained the workings of the universe through mathematics. He formulated laws of motion and gravitation. These laws are math formulas that explain how objects move when a force acts on them

Example:
Newton thought that the universe worked like a machine and that a few simple laws governed it.

newton

by surifacakin on Jun 30, 2009 12:36:06

a town outside of Boston, MA. lots of snobby jewish princesses and toolish mushes. jews/irish/italian and maybe a little chinese. A mighty fine place to buy weed. Every high school grade down to the freshmen has at least a handful of weed dealers in it. reportedly, there has been sightings of white widow, white rhino, sour deisel, blueberry kush, purple kush. Yes, all of those strains. my circle of friends has never smoked anything less than headies. Thats how we role.

Example:
kid 1:im out of weed. I'd go anywhere to get good weed right now.
kid 2:well we should go over to newton and buy some good weed. maybe some shrooms too.

newton

by me on Feb 27, 2005 13:45:45

boring town in Massachusetts.

Example:
newton is the safest city in america! fun.

newton

by zzoda on Sep 14, 2007 09:41:02

the world capital of disgustingly loaded, snobby, materialistic, juicy/abercrombie clad cloned teenage princesses who must hold a hair straightener at all times. known for its competitive, hyperactive, stepford-esque parents, and precious, self satisfied air. if one moves there they are likely to be newtonized.

Example:
don't go to newton. if you long for a place where the skies are always sunny, the air is crisp, and burritos fall from the skies, consider brookline, potheads and indie kids galore!

newton

by boston hates kerry on Aug 30, 2006 08:10:47

place i live. also known as jewton, it is steriotypically populated by cheap jews. the mayor is corrupt and he's been in office for 4 terms. it's way too liberal. but my backyard is cool so i'm not moving.

Example:
new-ton
new sounds like jew
add ton to jew and it rhymes with newton

newton

by enonomous mush on Oct 28, 2006 08:07:51

a big city near right outside of boston that basically is full of older jewish people, and young irish/italian catholic people. Older people mainly worry about going to work-church and temple, and younger people worry about goin to the gym, partyin, and beating brookline kids in everything there is possible(and succeidng in it.

Example:
Brookline kid- r u pussies from newton?
newton kid- ahhh yea why r u so fuckin tough?
Brookline kid- cause we beat u guys in...aahhh.in....ahhh
Newton kid- get the fuck outa here be4 i slap the so right off ur bro.

newton

by luke tyler on Jan 27, 2007 04:03:13

a newton is someone who cries at a party and recives negative attention

Example:
james:ooo yy is kathrine kissing other men *crying*
Nick:PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH wht a newton

Newton

by Victor Felix on Nov 23, 2005 03:29:15

Massachusetts town for which Nabisco® 's classic fruit-filled cookie is named. The Fig Newton® celebrated its 100th anniversary in 1991; Nabisco® built a giant oven especially for the occasion to bake the world's largest cookie, over one city block long. Considering that Newton is a very Jewish burg, it does seem rather whacked that any corporation would build a giant oven there.

The Fig Newton® was almost named the "Fig Brockton," after another Boston suburb.

Example:
Newton, like neighboring Brookline, is a town full of over-cautious drivers who delight in sitting at red lights.

The Newton

by Jared/Mike on Dec 01, 2006 14:19:15

Following Newton's law of every action has an equal reaction, The Newton describes the event that occurs when one is able to take a dump while ejaculating at the exact same time. This has to be done at the exact same time or it is not The Newton.

Example:
"So I got bored and decided to try The Newton...I failed."

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