ocean city

Ocean City, Maryland...the best and only place to be in the summer. A great place to make fun of the tourons(tourist/morons) who don't know where to find the really good seafood. Where my favorite reastaraunt Hoopers is located and my boy Spike...don't forget Tequila Mockingbird and of course the boardwalk. OC MD is the REAL OC i don't care what anyone says



ocean city
where everyone in all of maryland goes on weekends from may-september. they round up all a shit load of nati bohs beer, 20 cartons of malboro reds and hop into the car. then they sit in traffic on the damn bay bridge for a few hours. once they finally get there, they live it up like no one else.
Example:
girl: hey you and your boys heading to ocean city this weekend?
boy: hell yea, you goin' with your girls?
girl: what the fuck else would we do. you bring the beer?
boy: yeah, if you bring the sex and the cigarettes.
girl: sounds good.


ocean city
the real o.c. where all the kids from the 15 miles surrounding towson all vacation in the summer, get drunk off their asses, stumble around and hookup all over the place.

home of senior week
the craziest week ever

the locals are mostly lame except for the fishermen and the surfers and athe local kids are trash

crappy surf but hott chicks everywhere
Example:
guy #1 when are you goin down to oc this summer?
girl#1 oh ill be there all of july
guy#1 oh sick lets get drunk out of our minds and do it on the beach
girl#1 awesome!


Ocean City
If you go down in the winter, you can do absolutely anything. You could probably murder someone, and nothing would happen. You could torch the city to the ground, and no one would notice till the frat assholes come down in the summer.
Example:
"Broseph I'm goin to Ocean City in the summer!"

"Nah don't bother. Some asshole went down in the winter and blew up everything Brah"


Ocean City
A town located on Maryland's eastern shore, where in the summer all of the drug dealer assholes come down from b-more (slang for Baltimore) and all of the western shore. But, in the winter you could kill someone in the middle of Costal Highway, which is the main road running through Ocean City, Fenwick Island, South Bethany, Bethany Beach, Dewey Beach (Dewey), Rehoboth Beach, Lewes and other towns I can't remember. You can also call 911 in the middle of January and a cop will show up in late May. Also most of the hotels and motels are closed because it's like fucking 50 degrees in the winter. And in the summer you have to deal with all of the tourons (tourist and moron put together) that enjoy tho create bar fights and car accidents that back up costal highway for 25 miles
Example:
Western shore person- can't wait to go to ocean city this summer!


Ocean City
Vacation town in Maryland. White Boy capitol of the world during the summer. Don't go in season, from Memorial Day through Labor Day cuz everything---and I mean everything---will cost you an arm and a leg. Swells to almost a half a million during summer.
Example:
Ocean City is practically a ghost town during winter.


Ocean City
THE O.C.
The REAL O.C. where everything thing happens and anything can happen! OCEAN CITY MARYLAND (not ORANGE COUNTY)!
In this wonderful town of OC, MD there are plenty of things to DO. I mean there is the beach, the water park, and go carts and all of the slutie girls (especially the ones in the summer when all the TOURONS come down! (Tourist and moron put together Local thing to say)! Most parties get busted by OCPD or Berlin Cops. Then the cops take your weed or any drugs and stick it in their pockets for them to have their fun with! Most OC kids are drugies! But that’s ok b/c it’s the city, right? You'll find a drug dealer on every corner of the town, and it's not unusual to find kids driving around and smoking a bowl. Drunken is how what we all are! We hang out at hotel rooms and random peoples houses and steal our parent’s alcohol. At age 16 you work your ass off to have your car which u then crissen by hot-boxing it. Our private school-ers are way more corrupt than the public school-ers and we live for sports against Bennett and WorPrep! So next time you hear "Ocean City is so boring," just look past the historical monuments (Stephen Decatur) and focus on the pregnant 16 year high off weed (and thank god that’s not you!). Don’t forget we’re not all whores and were not all preppy bitches! Most of us come from VA or B-More and don’t forget we are the normal ones who try to help the Eastern Shore-ers. So next time you think about the OC don’t think of Orange County or The O.C Show b/c the real life is here in Ocean City, Maryland where kids actually work and don’t always ask their parents for money (whether your rich or not). There is plenty to do even if it is a pregnant slut or a hard working 16 year old girl (Who u thought was 18).
REMEMBER: OC is everything you look for in a summer vacation!
Example:
The O.C.?! Like the show? -No like Ocean City!

Yo! You got any yayo?! Drug dealer term

"Ya'll!!!" You would think OC-ers were hicks but were not!


Ocean City
This is all about New Jersey Kids....

"This is for the kids who know what its like to live at the beach. For kids who grew up drinking, and it has become part of their lifestyle. For kids who love sand in their toes, and salt in their hair. For kids that get blackout drunk at night, and still catch an early morning surf session. For kids who know what a shoobie is and know that they suck. For kids who live in a town that hasn't sold out to major commercialism. For kids who have passed out on the beach at night. For kids that walk around half naked during the summer. For kids that know all the cops in their town, and know that the cant do shit. For kids who love to fish. For kids that know casual means sandals, board shorts, and a collared shirt. For kids who ride bikes, skateboards, or walk to parties, even after they got their license. For kids who love to throw down and party every night, and most of all who are just plain chill."

Example:
ocean city kids are the best around !


Ocean City
The best place to be. Ever. And not Maryland, either, but "the best little town in New Jersey." Ocean City, NJ is a place where people, mainly from Philadelphia and the surrounding areas, but also from other parts of the country, spend their summer vacations. Though everyone goes home on Labor Day, Ocean City still remains the best town in South Jersey and New Jersey overall.
Example:
Where are you from?
I'm from Ocean City!
Oh, really? I have a house there!
I live there year-round, it's so awesome!


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