Ocean City, NJ

The best Jersey Shore town. A 7 mile long island with a boardwalk about 3 miles long. Home to pro surfer Matt Keenan.



Ocean City, NJ
The place where dreams come true. From sunrises on the beach to nights under the boardwalk, the people that call Ocean City home wouldn't have it any other way. Makeup is optional and a tan is a necessity, the backseats of Jeep Wranglers are sandy and so are everyone's feet. Shoobies from the inland and Pennsylvania take over the island from June to August, but it's worth it for the endless summer days in September and October. Corson's, Waverly, 1st Street, Brown's, OC Surf Cafe. This town may be dry, but these kids know how to party. It's not a summer in the books without a keg stand, a drunk bike ride home, or a run in with the cops. Home to two beautiful Wawa's, surfers, stoners, OCBP, and Express Pizza. All seven miles of this island are heaven.
Example:
"I'm thinking of going to the best place in the world this weekend." "Oh really, where?" "Ocean City, NJ, you have to come check it out."


Ocean City, NJ
A dry town founded by the Methodist community, like most of the area. Over 25 churches on the island, and the same amount of pizza places. September and October, as well as April and May are the favorite months of the locals because it is somewhat nice out and there are available parking spots. People don't realize that there is actually a town under all the tourists and that people live there all year. Not every girl lives in a bikini, but many do. Liquor and pot are the main drugs in the town because they are cheap and easy to get. The area is dominated by Republicans and has very little in the way of minorities, unless you count the undocumented workers that get paid under the table at local eateries. Locals are still trying to get parking lots that require a "local decal" so we don't have to drive around for an hour in our own town to find a parking spot during shoobie season. You have to have a lot of patience to live there, and you have to know where to go to avoid inflated summer prices. The ageless excuse the locals are fed about why they should deal with the bothersome shoobies? "It supports our local economy."
Example:
"I was thinking about going to Ocean City, NJ for summer vacation, what do you think?"
"Oh, I live there, and on behalf of everyone, please don't. We have enough tourists to deal with, thanks."


Ocean City, NJ
A city in south Jersey populated by PA people, douchebags, preppy girls, jocks (even though I said douchebags), and the general upper-middle class trash. All the definitions are right, the city is dead in the winter, after Labor Day this city sleeps until June. You need to go out of the city to get alcohol since it's a dry town, that doesn't mean you can't find some bud though. This town is something to avoid if you're not a family or the general lower intelligent "Jersey Shore" fan who's brain is fried from all the tanning. Also there are no hot girls there, unless if you're into tanned bimbos.
Example:
Guy 1: Let's go to Ocean City, NJ for a few days.
Guy 2: Nah man that's just spoiled teenagers and families.


Ocean City NJ
ocean city nj-
probably the driest beach town you’ll ever visit, tho there’s 2 rockin liquor stores right across the bridge. you want good pancakes? we’ve got uncle bills. good ice cream? actually no fucking bomb ass ice cream?? aunt betty’s. the courts on 35th are the best place for pickup games, and to pick up some day surfers and night ballers (girls, the best time is 7-9 pm)! you tired after a long days of work getting your tan? don’t hesitate to call randazzo’s and get some of the best pizza in the city, of course aside mac and mancos. 7th street and the surf mall are the places to blow your summer money on, and you never walk out of them without a new henna or braids in your hair. OCBP never fails to make us stop and stare, and one of the biggest accomplishments is the pleasure to talk to one of these boys. family town or whatever the fuck, once you go you get attached, and if you’ve grown up here you can agree that no matter any other beach town you visit nothing beats our little home town of ocean city, and that is ocean city NJ, NOT ocean city MD!!!
Example:
Me: yo you’ve ever been to ocean city NJ??
Jack: no bro any fucking good?
Me: i suggest you getcho ass down there soon!!


Ocean City NJ
Dry town with Liqour stores 10 seconds over the bridge. Every guy in town either plays basketball or surfs, usually both and every girl lives in bikinis and their only job is to work on their tan. The locals refuse to let home owners from pennsivalnia consider themselves part of the town and know them only as shoobies. 34th street is considered the local Ruker Park. You wont find a local that doesnt know the names Slobber bob, Battle, Disston, Harry, or the Longs. Nights in Venice is everyones favorite holiday. Local students enjoy the weekly classes on the beach when the weather is warm. Corsans Inlet by 55th st bridge is considered the prettiest spot for sunsets by the locals. The local kids dont care about anything but drinking, smokin weed, and relaxing. The kids here start playin beer pong when their 10 years old
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Ocean City = Americas Greatest Family Resort
OC = Life
Ocean City NJ is the best place in the summer.


Ocean City NJ
Ocean City NJ is a small town in south jersey. only wealthy people can afford to own houses- anyone else, renters- also known as shoobies- are just a nuisance when they are there. A true ocean city girl practically lives in a bikini, has mastered the art of tanning, can successfully escape beach taggers, has made meaning of the song Under the Boardwalk, considers Night in Venice her favorite holiday, accepts that a party will get busted by the cops, drives atleast 40 on West Ave., and doesn't know a damn thing about North Jersey. The OCBP lifeguards are all amazingly good looking (but they should definitely go back to wearing the tiny bathing suits-these new ones cover up too much!) Any girl lifeguard is more than likely a lesbian and if she isn't, she atleast looks like she is. Days consist of spending endless hours on the beach working on your tanning without any cares except for what you are doing that night and who you are doing it with. Kiss our ass Avalon, Sea Isle, Stone Harbor, Wildwood, Longport, Margate..etc!!!
Example:
"America's Favorite Family Resort.." HELL NO!-GO AWAY SHOOBIES-WE DON'T LIKE YOU!


Ocean City NJ
Basically where the sickest people all vacation in the summer, get drunk off their asses, stumble around and hookup all over the place.

Catch every girl with a juul or a wawa cup in there hand... we all know there’s no soda in that cup. Parties at castaway until the ops kick us off... then we move the party. Night usually ends with walks home with new people or a new man. shoobies take over all summer. We all know the meaning of the song under the boardwalk... lol. You either surf at 7th or you don’t surf at all. Don’t go shopping on Asbury unless you wanna go broke. Much respect for people that go to ocean city, raised different.
Example:
Ocean city NJ is easily the best beach in America


Ocean City NJ
September-June: Devoid of life
June-August: Pennsylvania lives here
They are considering it being renamed Condo City.
Night in Venice/Block Parties: Suck
Cops: nuts on 34th street
Girls: out of their minds -see above post
Town: empty
Example:
The above post. Perfect example of what happens to people who live here


Ocean City NJ
shoob capitol of the world, shittiest place in the winter, decent swells, visit Surfers supplies when ur there and preps pizza, also some pretty harsh locals, and theres so many smut european ppl there
Example:
hey guys u can get cigs at the 99cent store from that slovakian guy in Ocean City NJ! too bad there $30 a pack


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