odometer pussy
by el-dday on Jan 15, 2007 06:36:57
A derogatory reference to females; who:
a.) have
logged a high number of sexual partners, in a relatively
short period of time.
b.) have had an extremely large amount of sex at a very young age.
...see
Town bike
Example:
adolescent 1: Hey man what do you think of jill?
adolescent 2: Dont believe the
mileage reading, Billy told me she has an odometer pussy.
adolescent 3:Yeah, and who knows how many times that shit has
rolled over.
odometer pussy
by el-dday on Jan 13, 2007 18:32:13
A derogatory reference to females; who:
a.) have
logged a high number of sexual partners, in a relatively
short period of time.
b.) have had an extremely large amount of sex at a very young age.
...see
Town bike Example:
adolescent 1: Hey man what do you think of jill?
adolescent 2: Dont believe the
mileage reading, Billy told me she has an odometer pussy.
adolescent 3:Yeah, and who knows how many times that shit has
rolled over.
alphabetic odometers
by QuacksO on Jul 25, 2023 03:51:24
Assorted advancing-digits-style counting-devices for keeping track of how many/much of something dat you've acquired, consumed, performed, achieved, etc., such as:
beaudometer: da snuggly-'n'-smoochy heart-throbs you have in your life
blowdometer: either da number of raps dat a hammer has struck, or da mushy-hearted studs whom an expert-wif-her-mouth chick like da infamous smoochy-lipped Monica L. has "serviced"
brodometer: da "main man" dudes in your world
crowdometer: either da times you triumphantly brag during a given period of time, or da large noisy ebony-feathered individuals you have befriended
fauxdometer: da cheap-a**-knockoff items dat a
fly-by-night manufacturer has managed to
foist onto naive buyers
flowdometer: da passage of resources to/from you
foedometer: da significantly-unfriendly-to-you members of society
glowdometer: da successes you have when installing/
changing light bulbs
godometer: da green lights dat you encounter in traffic
growdometer: da flourishing and maturing of living things under your care
hodometer: da "willing" females whom you have on speed-dial
hoedometer: da hours of use of your long-handled scraping-tool
joedometer: da coffee you consume each day, or da "of Arimathea"-named dudes whom you're acquainted wif
knowdometer: da clutter of assorted facts accumulated inside yer hat-rack
Example:
Additional examples of "alphabetic odometers" include ones dat tally and display da number/amount of:
lowdometer: da
blahs and/or hangovers dat you've suffered through
mowdometer: da miles on yer lawn-tractor
nodometer: da head-shake responses to questions or asked-for favors
prodometer: da subjects dat you're super-familiar wif
quodometer: da occasions when you haven't upset da apple-cart
rowdometer: da boating trips on which you declined using an
outboard motor
sewdometer: da stitches you've made in fabric to either repair it or create something new
sodometer: da occasions when you rudely/shruggingly responded to someone's concern or complaint
showdometer: either da performances you've put on or da occasions when you've let a lustful dude see your "merchandise"
slowdometer: da occasions when either you've really dawdled or had an uneventful existence/
workday
stowdometer: da items you've
squirreled away
strohdometer: da tall frothies you've tossed back
throwdometer: either da ball-pitches dat you've made, or da switch-cycles of a circuit-breaker
toedometer: da cute rubbery "
piggies" dat you've playfully twiddled on giggling children or amused damsels
towdometer: da stuck/disabled vehicles dat you've rescued
whoadometer: da occasions dat you've told your horse to halt
woedometer: da disappointments and/or misfortunes dat you've encountered
yodometer: da "
rude awakening" exclamations dat you've either uttered yourself or had barked at you by others