squirreled

to be dragged by one’s nutsack.



squirreled
Getting completely distracted midstream from a task, project or conversation, usually by something unrelated, ridiculous or shiny. Derived from the scenes of the talking dog from Disney's Pixar movie UP!
Example:
"Hey did you finish looking over that presentation that's due tomorrow?"
"OMG, no, I got totally squirreled!"


squirreled
when you post in a forum and notice after your submission that someone has been faster than you and squeezed in just above your reply
Example:
(edit: damn, got squirreled again by IwasFaster123)


squirreled
Displaying traits of a squirrel, i.e. furtive, high-strung motions, generally the result of ingesting an illicit substance or caffiene. Regional term in New York City and Ithaca, NY
Example:
"Dude, after that triple espresso, I was so squirreled!"


squirreled
After a girl is done giving you head she keeps your cum in the side of her cheek tricking you into thinking she swallowed it. Then when you kiss her she spits it back in your mouth.
Example:
Ashly gave me the best head the other day, but just when I thought it was ok to kiss her that ho squirreled me!


Squirrelling it
To have your plans foiled by an inadvertent action you made.
Example:
As you attempt to make thousands of dollars by betting on a football game you know the outcome of, the squirrel, that you puked on, after just waking up from a drunken haze, in a hot tub, after travelling back in time, appears on the football field, and changes the outcome of the game.

Dude: "We didn't travel back in time so you could bet on football"
Bro: "But I know who wins"
Dude: "Go for it then!"
...moments later...
Dude: "How much did we make??"
Bro: "Nothing, I ended up squirrelling it"


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