Mcdoogle

The Scottish version of McDonalds.



McDoogle
A McDoogle is of the lesbian breed. However unlike the lipstick lesbo they are bull dike in nature. Most commonly middle aged they prefer to pretend that they are men with vaginas. Interests include muff diving, carpet munching and scissor kissing. They can usually be identified by their mullet hair styles and excessive applications of sports bras. McDoogles tend to pair with other McDoogles and tend to rely on strap-ons. Majorities of McDoogles genuinely think they are capable of challenging men to physical activities, but they are always reminded that they are insufficient due to their lack of balls and weiner. McDoogles can be found in every type of environment, but mostly migrate towards softball fields and humane societies. The largest problem amongst McDoogles is their inability to decide who the man is in the relationship, rarely do they realize that neither are... silly McDoogles.
Example:
Hey see that couple in the corner?
Yeah, what about em.
Are those two dudes?
Oh no, they think they are, but those are just a couple of McDoogles.
I bet they piss standing up.
They definitely try.


McDoogle
The act of fellatio in a gestation bathroom with, and this is key, a finger in the rectum at the time of climax.
Example:
Listen, I'm going to start the pump and fill up the tank and then I will meet you in the bathroom for that McDoogle. Here is the $5 I'll owe you for something to wash that down.


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