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what everyone claims there tree is these days. Offical as in good weed



The Office
A BBC2 office comedy that was a huge hit in the UK. The US version is also very funny, with Steve Carrell starring as the boss. A quiet kind of humour that will have you doubling over.
Example:
Steve Carrell: "This is Pam, our secretary. If you think she's cute now, you should have seen her two years ago! Ho boy!"


Office
A waiting room where most of us wait to die after we have completed college.
Example:
If someone works a 40 hour a week job for 40 years, they will have spent approximately 9 years of their life at work. And since so many die soon after retirement, offices are waiting rooms for people waiting to die.


office
The private space of a business where the boss of a company can enjoy sexual pleasures during the work day.
Example:
Chad : Steve will you come to my Office please!
Steve : Hey bud what's up?
Chad : I would like you to suck my cock and lick my balls then I will give you a cum facial!
Steve : But I'm married and I'm not gay I can't do that!
Chad: I'm your boss and I say you will!
Steve: Ok then!
Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve : Now can I go wash my face off and go back to work?
Chad : No you will wear my cum on your face for the rest of the day!
Steve : Dude that's embarrassing I can't do that!
Chad : Do it now you asshole or your fired!
Kiersten : Hey Steve do you know you got cum all over your face LOL!
Chad : Kiersten would you come to my Office please!
Kiersten : Oh boy time for my cum facial!


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