Fish Sauce
by South East Asian Man on Sep 02, 2022 07:56:14
A delightful delicacy enjoyed in places like South East Asia. Sure, it smells, but the
Umami taste is to die for! Asian gangsters will take shots of it as initiation or just for fun. But NEVER, EVER, EVER microwave it. You will regret it and everyone else who uses that microwave will suffer too. Also, if you think
fish sauce smells bad, try
Shrimp Paste.
Example:
Thug 1: "
Ai-Yah! I put da Fish Sauce in all my rice meal!"
Thug 2: "Ai-Zah! I know it good, right?"
Thug 3: "Ai-Yah! I had it in my rice yesterday and I'm
microwaving the leftovers right now!!"
Thugs 1 & 2: "Ai- YOU DID WHAT???!!!!"