oh fuck
by the bad ferrett on Apr 07, 2009 02:18:28
An expression of extreme
suprise,
excitement, love, and/or fear. It is often found conjugated with the words yes
or no after its main context.
Example:
Eve: Here take this apple!
Adam: *munch* wait a second... oh fuck...
Captain
Adama: The
Cylons look like us now.
Starbuck: Oh fuck!
Girlfriend: Honey I think its time we had sex.
Boyfriend: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Fuck.
Teen 1: I heard Obama's
goona legalize pot.
Teen 2: Oh fuck!
Parents: Oh fuck...
oh fuck
by Yeret on Sep 27, 2015 11:09:35
While working on a car, these are likely the first words that you will utter when you realize that you have broken an old,
rusty bolt that you were trying to remove. When this particular
bolt essentially puts the vehicle
out of commission until it is resolved and you have, like, two hours to fix the problem, the "fuck" becomes an all-caps "FUCK" and is spoken accordingly.
Example:
"Alright, I removed 10 of 12 intake manifold bolts no problem. Now for number 11..."
CRACK!
"Oh fuck..."
Bob: This SOB bolt won't budge!
Joe: Try the
breaker bar.
Bob: Alright, let's do it.
Hnngh!
CRACK!
Bob: Oh fuck...
Bill: Oh fuck...
John: What happen?
Bill: I just broke one of the
cylinder head mounting bolts.
John: What the fuck?! How did you manage...no, fuck it. You better sort it out because I told the customer the car would be ready in two hours.
Bill: But I need longer than...oh FUCK!
OH FUCK
by Daddy Q on Jan 21, 2020 06:56:24
To express immense surprise/pain, like when you light that firework strapped to your dick or when you
circumcise yourself by tying a rope to your pp and looping the other end around a
trailer hitch attached to a ford and telling the driver to “
PUNCH IT BITCH”