Yoda

Drug AddictInfamous ketamine addict and serial killer. He was known for running his enemies over in his 2001 Honda Civic, and for stealing other people's ketamine.Addictions: KetamineLocation: Yoda's Hut, Jedi TempleVehicle: 2001 Honda Civic DX 4-Door SedanWeapons: Lightsaber, 2001 Honda Civic DX 4-Door Sedan



Yoda
A muppet that flies around with a lightsaber and gets all the hoes.
Example:
"Cool Urban Dictionary is!"
-Yoda

"The one who made me Jim Henson was. Why I'm called a muppet that is."
-Yoda

"Kick your ass I will!"
-Yoda


Yoda
coolest character ever. most over-quoted character ever.
Example:
Philosophy teacher writes on board,
"Do or do not, there is no try."
He says, "does anyone know who said this?"
*every hand goes up*


Yoda
The greatest and wisest Jedi known in the Jedi Order, as well as being the head of the Jedi Council. His species is unknown, and the only other known member of his species is a female named Yaddle. His closest friend is Mace Windu. Yoda taught all the young children of the Jedi Order, as well as Count Dooku/Darth Tyranus and Luke Skywalker. Exiled himself to Dagobah.
Example:
"When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not." Yoda


Yoda
Unit of power.
1 Yoda = 19.2 kW, can be rounded to 20 kW for simplification purposes.
Its abreviation is Y.
The usual set of prefixes applies. Thus 1 kY = 20 MW.
First introduced by xkcd on its what-if blog.
Example:
This car has a power of 2 Yodas.


Yoda
Yoda is a master of “The Force” and is capable of incredible feats. Although at nine hundred years old he was able to do incredible jumps and is able to wield a lightsaber with great skill. Master Yoda is also well known for his great wisdom. Which he uses on the troubled Jedi Anakin Skywalker (Episode III Revenge of the Sith). He is also famous for riding on backs of notable heros such as Chewbacca and Luke Skywalker. He was wise beyond his years. He eventually died of old age (Episode VI Return of the Jedi). Yoda’s last words were, “Luke, do not underestimate the powers of the Emperor, or suffer your father’s fate, you will. Luke, when gone am I, the last of the Jedi, will you be. Pass on what you have learned.”
Example:
Yoda is one of the most powerful Jedi of the Jedi Order ever.


Yoda
A short, small green creature who believes that nearly everything in the world is a path to the dark side. Subsequently, he is also the most powerful member of the Jedi Counsil
Example:
Yoda: The path to the dark side, women are

Random Jedi Knight: Screw this, I'm goin to the dark side and finding some hunnies!!


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