Yoda

A muppet that flies around with a lightsaber and gets all the hoes.



Yoda
coolest character ever. most over-quoted character ever.
Example:
Philosophy teacher writes on board,
"Do or do not, there is no try."
He says, "does anyone know who said this?"
*every hand goes up*


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Yoda
The greatest and wisest Jedi known in the Jedi Order, as well as being the head of the Jedi Council. His species is unknown, and the only other known member of his species is a female named Yaddle. His closest friend is Mace Windu. Yoda taught all the young children of the Jedi Order, as well as Count Dooku/Darth Tyranus and Luke Skywalker. Exiled himself to Dagobah.
Example:
"When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not." Yoda


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Yoda
(Verb) - To arrange words in awkward order to make song lyrics rhyme or conform to a particular meter.
Example:
Dude, I had to yoda that last line to make the rhyme work.


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Yoda
Unit of power.
1 Yoda = 19.2 kW, can be rounded to 20 kW for simplification purposes.
Its abreviation is Y.
The usual set of prefixes applies. Thus 1 kY = 20 MW.
First introduced by xkcd on its what-if blog.
Example:
This car has a power of 2 Yodas.


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Yoda
Drug Addict

Infamous ketamine addict and serial killer. He was known for running his enemies over in his 2001 Honda Civic, and for stealing other people's ketamine.

Addictions: Ketamine
Location: Yoda's Hut, Jedi Temple
Vehicle: 2001 Honda Civic DX 4-Door Sedan
Weapons: Lightsaber, 2001 Honda Civic DX 4-Door Sedan
Example:
A man identified as Yoda has been apprehended for 6 counts of vehicular manslaughter and for possession 5kg of ketamine.


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Yoda
Yoda is a master of “The Force” and is capable of incredible feats. Although at nine hundred years old he was able to do incredible jumps and is able to wield a lightsaber with great skill. Master Yoda is also well known for his great wisdom. Which he uses on the troubled Jedi Anakin Skywalker (Episode III Revenge of the Sith). He is also famous for riding on backs of notable heros such as Chewbacca and Luke Skywalker. He was wise beyond his years. He eventually died of old age (Episode VI Return of the Jedi). Yoda’s last words were, “Luke, do not underestimate the powers of the Emperor, or suffer your father’s fate, you will. Luke, when gone am I, the last of the Jedi, will you be. Pass on what you have learned.”
Example:
Yoda is one of the most powerful Jedi of the Jedi Order ever.


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Yoda
A short, small green creature who believes that nearly everything in the world is a path to the dark side. Subsequently, he is also the most powerful member of the Jedi Counsil
Example:
Yoda: The path to the dark side, women are

Random Jedi Knight: Screw this, I'm goin to the dark side and finding some hunnies!!


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Yoda
Yoda started the order in about 20000 years after the order was started, he had one of the most highest medi chlorian count of most jedi -save a few of them back in the day and Anakin- but all in all he was powerful, when he was in his younger years(100-300) he had commanded a few fleets to attack in the Vorzyyd cluster and during that battle he had summoned a force storm large enough to cover an enemy planet in complete darkness and force lightning. now thats a jedi master, he had trained 100's of students including Dooku and a little of obi-wan kenobi and a little of luke skywalker.
Example:
I KNOW EVERYTHING!!!! hahahahah about star wars anyway.. my bad


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