rectal

Rectal is deeper than anal. In other words, someone who is rectal pays FAR deeper attention to detail than someone who is anal.



rectal
When someone is not only being anal retentive, but is also being an asshole about it.
Example:
Are you some kind of idiot? I said I wanted diet Coke with light ice and two lemon wedges. This clearly has medium ice and only one lemon wedge. Let me talk to your manager!

Jeez, Gordon Ramsey, you don't have to be so rectal about it.


rectal
of or to do with the asscrack
Example:
John is a f**king rectal rim polisher!!


Rectals
a.k.a. Sliders. A greesy late night mini-hamburger, most likely purchased from White Castle, usually causing severe pelvic discomfort and bowel instability when consumed.
Example:
Man, I'm drunk and it doesn't look like I'm gonna get laid, let's go get some rectals!


Rectal
When someone walks behind another person, puts their thumb, index finger, and middle finger together and swings it forward into the other person's anus. They will sometimes lift you up or move their fingers around. They will also most likely yell, RECTAAAAAL!!!
Example:
*Troy sneaks up behind Jay and jams his finger's in his brute ass*
Troy: RECTAL!!!
Jay: FUCKER!


Rectal
Rectal has two meanings

1- in a good way like if you catch a 8 lb fish it is rectal

2- in a bad way like if you are stuck at a family reunion and you want to leave and text your mom “ this is rectal can we leave?!!!”

It gets confusing at times

^examples above^
Example:
It’s rectal if you don’t catch a 8lb fish but it is if you do


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