old bitch you wary
Example:
You're at the funeral of a woman you didn't much like. In fact, she was a real turd and you know it. Perhaps she was the nun who slapped your hands with a ruler when you were in Catholic school. As you walk past the casket you mumble to yourself "I'm glad you're dead, you old bitch" and you are. But suddenly you notice that people are looking at you. You may have said that a little too loudly. Or maybe they can just read lips, you really can't be sure. In that moment when you realize something may be amiss, you are officially old bitch you wary.
You're at the funeral of a woman you didn't much like. In fact, she was a real turd and you know it. Perhaps she was the nun who slapped your hands with a ruler when you were in Catholic school. As you walk past the casket you mumble to yourself "I'm glad you're dead, you old bitch" and you are. But suddenly you notice that people are looking at you. You may have said that a little too loudly. Or maybe they can just read lips, you really can't be sure. In that moment when you realize something may be amiss, you are officially old bitch you wary.
D.O.B.T. (Dirty Old Bitch Timmy)
A dirty old bitch with a penchant for sucking crooked penises and getting ass-fucked by door knobs and broom sticks while getting repeatedly teabagged by low-hanging old man balls.
Example:
My friend Robb is the biggest D.O.B.T. (Dirty Old Bitch Timmy) on the planet. He sucks more cock than all the whores in Las Vegas combined. His eyes are black and blue from all the old man nuts slapping his face and his hole is stretched wider than the Grand Canyon from riding so many door knobs.
My friend Robb is the biggest D.O.B.T. (Dirty Old Bitch Timmy) on the planet. He sucks more cock than all the whores in Las Vegas combined. His eyes are black and blue from all the old man nuts slapping his face and his hole is stretched wider than the Grand Canyon from riding so many door knobs.
Old Bitty Bitch
An old unhappy bitch that complains about things that are insignificant or that do not even exist. She can be found in most typical office environments.
Example:
Sheryl is always bitching about other people and needs to mind her own fucking business; she is such an old bitty bitch.
Sheryl is always bitching about other people and needs to mind her own fucking business; she is such an old bitty bitch.
Old Bitter Bitch
old ass bitch
"Old Man Bitch"
An elderly man of a questionable disposition; crotchety practitioner of sorcery who directs his malice towards townsfolk and young girls; crazy, but mean old men.
Example:
The older my dad gets, the more of an "old man bitch" he becomes. Fo' Realz, that "old man bitch" better stay away from my car!
The older my dad gets, the more of an "old man bitch" he becomes. Fo' Realz, that "old man bitch" better stay away from my car!
jealous old haggy bitch
An old woman who keeps her sons away from people, because she's jealous that she doesn't have her youth anymore.
In her attempt to be young and hot again, she applies cheap looking smeared whore makeup.
She doesn't favor 'jail bait.' And wants to coop up her children of ever being around good looking people.
In her attempt to be young and hot again, she applies cheap looking smeared whore makeup.
She doesn't favor 'jail bait.' And wants to coop up her children of ever being around good looking people.
Example:
Person 1: "Dude! his mom totally broke my wheels!" Person 2: "WHAT A JEALOUS OLD HAGGY BITCH!"
Person 1: "Dude! his mom totally broke my wheels!" Person 2: "WHAT A JEALOUS OLD HAGGY BITCH!"
Old bitch
Example:
Key: I gotta date women younger than me, these old bitches got too much trauma
James: No cap! No more OBs
Key: I gotta date women younger than me, these old bitches got too much trauma
James: No cap! No more OBs