on crack

Generally someone whose actions would lead one to believe that the person is using crack cocaine due to the stupidity or messed-up-ness of their actions.Used to describe something stupid, messed up or to express frustration with something



on crack
1) Unbelievable; insane.

2) Good, bad, or extremely out of the ordinary.

Note: Both definitions an be used in both positive and pejorative sense.
Example:
I did horribly on that test. Question 5 was on crack.

I'm so happy I got promoted. My new salary is on crack.

My cell phone is on crack. I need a new one.


on crack
Also used to describe a person on serious drugs.

Also used to describe a person using Crack-Cocaine.
Example:
Jamal is "on crack", thats why he is in the rehab


Cracking Crack
When someone doesn’t pull up there pant and there crack is showing you try not to stare. BUT when they are walking you see the crack cracking so you must stare.
Example:
Joe: “OOO the crack be cracking!”
Bob: “Yes that is one cracking crack!”
Joe: “HELL YEAH!”
They give each other high fives


Crack
Crack has many definitions. The first definition is a crack in a wall or floor.

The second definition is a buttcrack. Either a man's buttcrack or a woman's buttcrack.

The third definition is that Crack is a dangerous drug. It's more dangerous than Crystal Speed and Blue Speed despite being weaker than Blue Speed and Crystal Speed because Crack not only affects your brain, but also your heart (due to Crack being cardiotoxic while Speed is not). Crack is wack. Crack last around 30 to 90 minutes while it makes you high but act crazy. Speed makes you high but study and clean and shower more. Crack is freebase cocaine. It is made with cocaine hydrochloride and sodium bicarbonate. Crack ruins lives and it's more expensive than Speed while also being crappier. Crack gets its name from the crackling sound it makes while burned. Crack (benzoylmethylecgonine) can lead to a heart attack and extreme poverty because you're wasting all your money on crack!! Crack is wack!
Example:
Steve: You got any Crack?
Drug dealer: $60.

Steve: *Smokes Crack.

*runs around naked.

People: Ahhh!

Steve: Crack is awesome!

People: What a Crackhead!

Police: You're under arrest for public nudity!

*tests for drug using pee test.

*Steve test positive for Crack! .
Steve (in jail): Aw man! Stupid Crack! I guess Crack IS wack!


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