on crack
Generally someone whose actions would lead one to believe that the person is using
crack cocaine due to the stupidity or messed-up-ness of their actions.Used to describe
something stupid, messed up or to express
frustration with something
on crack
by Matthew Morrison on Jul 21, 2006 08:40:31
Example:
I did horribly on that test.
Question 5 was on crack.
I'm so happy I got promoted. My new
salary is on crack.
My cell phone is on crack. I need
a new one.
crack of crack
by KM on Mar 10, 2004 22:44:33
Crack
by CognitiveFuel on Dec 18, 2022 00:45:11
Crack has many definitions. The first definition is a crack in a wall or floor.
The second definition is a buttcrack. Either a man's buttcrack or a woman's buttcrack.
The third definition is that Crack is a dangerous drug. It's more dangerous than
Crystal Speed and
Blue Speed despite being weaker than Blue Speed and Crystal Speed because Crack not only affects your brain, but also your heart (due to Crack being cardiotoxic while Speed is not). Crack is wack. Crack last around 30 to 90 minutes while it makes you high but act crazy. Speed makes you high but study and clean and shower more. Crack is freebase cocaine. It is made with cocaine hydrochloride and sodium bicarbonate. Crack ruins lives and it's more expensive than Speed while also being crappier. Crack gets its name from the crackling sound it makes while burned. Crack (
benzoylmethylecgonine) can lead to a heart attack and extreme poverty because you're wasting all your money on crack!! Crack is wack!
Example:
Steve: You got any Crack?
Drug dealer: $60.
Steve: *Smokes Crack.
*runs around naked.
People: Ahhh!
Steve: Crack is awesome!
People: What a Crackhead!
Police: You're under
arrest for
public nudity!
*tests for drug using pee test.
*Steve test positive for Crack! .
Steve (in jail): Aw man! Stupid Crack! I guess Crack IS
wack!