on crack
by TheDuke on Jan 26, 2005 12:56:25
Generally someone whose actions would lead one to believe that the person is using
crack cocaine due to the stupidity or messed-up-ness of their actions.
Used to describe
something stupid, messed up or to express
frustration with something
Example:
Man, you on crack! You will never
get with that chick.
That biology report is on crack man.
Dude, Ms.
Stanton's on crack! She gave me a
friggen C+!!!
Crack
by CognitiveFuel on Dec 18, 2022 00:45:11
Crack has many definitions. The first definition is a crack in a wall or floor.
The second definition is a buttcrack. Either a man's buttcrack or a woman's buttcrack.
The third definition is that Crack is a dangerous drug. It's more dangerous than
Crystal Speed and
Blue Speed despite being weaker than Blue Speed and Crystal Speed because Crack not only affects your brain, but also your heart (due to Crack being cardiotoxic while Speed is not). Crack is wack. Crack last around 30 to 90 minutes while it makes you high but act crazy. Speed makes you high but study and clean and shower more. Crack is freebase cocaine. It is made with cocaine hydrochloride and sodium bicarbonate. Crack ruins lives and it's more expensive than Speed while also being crappier. Crack gets its name from the crackling sound it makes while burned. Crack (
benzoylmethylecgonine) can lead to a heart attack and extreme poverty because you're wasting all your money on crack!! Crack is wack!
Example:
Steve: You got any Crack?
Drug dealer: $60.
Steve: *Smokes Crack.
*runs around naked.
People: Ahhh!
Steve: Crack is awesome!
People: What a Crackhead!
Police: You're under
arrest for
public nudity!
*tests for drug using pee test.
*Steve test positive for Crack! .
Steve (in jail): Aw man! Stupid Crack! I guess Crack IS
wack!
crack
by reptiles on Oct 04, 2002 17:05:34
As a rule of thumb, it is profoundly unwise to take crack-cocaine. The brain has evolved a truly vicious set of negative feedback mechanisms. Their functional effect is to stop us from being truly happy for long. Nature is cruelly
parsimonious with pleasure. The initial short-lived euphoria of a
reinforcer as powerful as crack will be followed by a "crash". This involves anxiety, depression, irritability, extreme fatigue and possibly paranoia. Physical health may deteriorate. An intense craving for more cocaine develops. In heavy users, stereotyped compulsive and repetitive patterns of behaviour may occur. So may tactile hallucinations of insects crawling underneath the skin ("
formication"). Severe depressive conditions may follow; agitated delirium; and also a syndrome sometimes known as toxic paranoid psychosis. The neural aftereffects of chronic cocaine use include changes in monoamine metabolites and uptake transporters. There is down-regulation of dopamine D2 receptors to compensate for their drug-induced overstimulation. Thus
the brain's capacity to experience pleasure is diminished.
Crack
by Matthew1218 on Mar 29, 2008 04:13:21
NOUN:
1. The solid form of the illicit, recreational drug, cocaine.
2. A small
gap on the surface of an object.
3. An illegally obtained password or file to a copyrighted computer program.
ADJECTIVE:
1. The quality or state of excellence. (often used to describe music)
2. Having a small gap on the surface of an object.
-ed
VERB:
1. To make a small gap on the surface of an object.
2. To illegally pass through some form of passive security (often used with computer programs, see NOUN-3).
3. To punch someone in an altercation.
4. To start. -ing
5. To be occurring. (often used in the greeting, "
What's crackin'?!")
Example:
NOUN:
1. Yo son i need to smoke some crack ASAP.
2. Theres a crack on the sidewalk over here.
3. I need a crack for that new computer game.
ADJECTIVE:
1. That new Young Jeezy song is straight crack.
2. This glass is cracked.
VERB:
1. You have to
crack the egg before you can put it in the
mixing bowl.
2. The bank robbers cracked the code to the
bank's safe.
3. If he says one more thing about my mother ima crack him in his jaw.
4. Let's get this show crackin'.
5. Ayo, my man, whats crackin?!