the crack

Several hours earlier than the crack of dawn. Specifically, when you have to get up really early in the morning. See also dark times.



Cracking Crack
When someone doesn’t pull up there pant and there crack is showing you try not to stare. BUT when they are walking you see the crack cracking so you must stare.
Example:
Joe: “OOO the crack be cracking!”
Bob: “Yes that is one cracking crack!”
Joe: “HELL YEAH!”
They give each other high fives


on crack
Generally someone whose actions would lead one to believe that the person is using crack cocaine due to the stupidity or messed-up-ness of their actions.
Used to describe something stupid, messed up or to express frustration with something
Example:
Man, you on crack! You will never get with that chick.

That biology report is on crack man.

Dude, Ms. Stanton's on crack! She gave me a friggen C+!!!


Crack
Crack has many definitions. The first definition is a crack in a wall or floor.

The second definition is a buttcrack. Either a man's buttcrack or a woman's buttcrack.

The third definition is that Crack is a dangerous drug. It's more dangerous than Crystal Speed and Blue Speed despite being weaker than Blue Speed and Crystal Speed because Crack not only affects your brain, but also your heart (due to Crack being cardiotoxic while Speed is not). Crack is wack. Crack last around 30 to 90 minutes while it makes you high but act crazy. Speed makes you high but study and clean and shower more. Crack is freebase cocaine. It is made with cocaine hydrochloride and sodium bicarbonate. Crack ruins lives and it's more expensive than Speed while also being crappier. Crack gets its name from the crackling sound it makes while burned. Crack (benzoylmethylecgonine) can lead to a heart attack and extreme poverty because you're wasting all your money on crack!! Crack is wack!
Example:
Steve: You got any Crack?
Drug dealer: $60.

Steve: *Smokes Crack.

*runs around naked.

People: Ahhh!

Steve: Crack is awesome!

People: What a Crackhead!

Police: You're under arrest for public nudity!

*tests for drug using pee test.

*Steve test positive for Crack! .
Steve (in jail): Aw man! Stupid Crack! I guess Crack IS wack!


crack
As a rule of thumb, it is profoundly unwise to take crack-cocaine. The brain has evolved a truly vicious set of negative feedback mechanisms. Their functional effect is to stop us from being truly happy for long. Nature is cruelly parsimonious with pleasure. The initial short-lived euphoria of a reinforcer as powerful as crack will be followed by a "crash". This involves anxiety, depression, irritability, extreme fatigue and possibly paranoia. Physical health may deteriorate. An intense craving for more cocaine develops. In heavy users, stereotyped compulsive and repetitive patterns of behaviour may occur. So may tactile hallucinations of insects crawling underneath the skin ("formication"). Severe depressive conditions may follow; agitated delirium; and also a syndrome sometimes known as toxic paranoid psychosis. The neural aftereffects of chronic cocaine use include changes in monoamine metabolites and uptake transporters. There is down-regulation of dopamine D2 receptors to compensate for their drug-induced overstimulation. Thus the brain's capacity to experience pleasure is diminished.
Example:
He was a normal guy until he started smoking crack, now he is a hustler that sucks dick for $5 to buy another rock.


Crack
NOUN:
1. The solid form of the illicit, recreational drug, cocaine.
2. A small gap on the surface of an object.
3. An illegally obtained password or file to a copyrighted computer program.

ADJECTIVE:
1. The quality or state of excellence. (often used to describe music)
2. Having a small gap on the surface of an object. -ed

VERB:
1. To make a small gap on the surface of an object.
2. To illegally pass through some form of passive security (often used with computer programs, see NOUN-3).
3. To punch someone in an altercation.
4. To start. -ing
5. To be occurring. (often used in the greeting, "What's crackin'?!")
Example:
NOUN:
1. Yo son i need to smoke some crack ASAP.
2. Theres a crack on the sidewalk over here.
3. I need a crack for that new computer game.

ADJECTIVE:
1. That new Young Jeezy song is straight crack.
2. This glass is cracked.

VERB:
1. You have to crack the egg before you can put it in the mixing bowl.
2. The bank robbers cracked the code to the bank's safe.
3. If he says one more thing about my mother ima crack him in his jaw.
4. Let's get this show crackin'.
5. Ayo, my man, whats crackin?!


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