Macomb
Contrary to popular belief, the area known as Macomb is actually
Macomb TOWNSHIP. It's not a city, a town, or a village, it's just a sqaure piece of land that's quickly being converted from farmland to urban sprawl as people try to get as far away from Detroit as possible. Although it has a population of over 70,000,
Macomb Township is really nothing more than a patchwork of subdivisions and stripmalls (usually containing at least one dollar store and a subway). The unofficial *downtown* is
Hall Road between Partridge Creek and Lakeside malls. There is never ANYTHING to do. In summary, Macomb Township is a homogenous little piece of suburbia where 16 year old girls drive Hummers and oversized SUVs, and McMansions stretch as far as the eye can see. Gotta love the American dream.
Macomb County
by Vladimir the Chadimir on Apr 06, 2020 14:43:43
The middle ground between
da hood and the country where people think they're gangstas and rednecks simultaneously. A place where you will find yourself surrounded by old trucks
blaring hard ghetto rap while driving kids to
soccer practice.
Macomb Township
by Sweet_J on Apr 03, 2008 23:31:55
A small quiet town next to the ghetto of
Sterling heights and
Clinton Township where drugies
roam free.....the po po stop all black people driving in Macomb Township. A township filled with the rich. you wish you could live here, but we're glad you dont because you too poor. we drive our expensive cars, wear our expensive clothing and snort only THEE finest cocaine.
Example:
Andy: "so where do you live"
Josh: "Macomb Township"
Andy: "
oh cool!
wanna hang out"
Josh: "Ummm...
well you see i would, but umm im too rich for you"