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on the table

To say that something is "on the table" means that said object is being used as a bargaining chip during negotiations. Used frequently during governmental budget negotiations as a political sacrifice.

on the table

by moesha1 on Aug 09, 2006 09:11:13

a position of visibility or legitimacy

Example:
when your married booty partner intrduces you to the spouse as a "friend", s/he has put you on the table.

The Table

by KN69 on Sep 11, 2009 02:32:59

The largest and most mysterious high-school social organization in Houston. Antics include anti-cotillion and -homecoming parties, polygamy, cooking competitions, tiara rape, and star wars spoof videos. Descended from 'the blob' and root group of the 'Neo-Table.'

Complete strangers brought together through fate, corruption, and sparkles.

Example:
"The table = girls who enjoy shoving crap in my hair and correcting my grammar." - Winston Knapp

Marcus (I) am the husband of ALL table members. No ifs, ands, or buts about it. If you're part of the table, you're part of my harem. - Marcus Barnett, 'Basic Fundamental Principles of the Table'

tableing

by Houlahan on Feb 22, 2006 14:43:21

To sit at a table for a collegiate organization in order to harrass those who pass by in the hopes of raising money for your unfortuante cause of the day

Example:
I was tableing for the vagina monologues when a huge monkey attacked. .... luckily I was tableing so he didnt bother me.

table

by m3tallic4 on Oct 16, 2012 16:25:03

An inanimate object that James Hetfield of Metallica claims to be.

Example:
I AM THE TABLE!

table

by Infinity® on Aug 28, 2023 18:28:18

table is where I sit at and write
drop some beautiful lines while thinking about life

table is always there by my sides
acquiring knowledge with me throughout days and nights

Example:
table is sturdy and strong
just like a diamond solid, loyal love where I shall belong

Table

by FangFortitude43 on Jan 09, 2015 10:38:51

1. Like a hard, I guess sometimes wood top with usually four legs coming off it.

Example:
Uh, let's go sit at that table.

Tabled

by Dirk diddler on May 20, 2015 00:24:51

To Bend someone over a table and fuck them hard.

Example:
Ray tabled his lover in a fit of passion.

tableness

by Niels Bohring on Feb 19, 2010 19:59:44

Short for "tap-ableness". It's a measurement of how fuckable a person is. Similar to sex-appeal.

Example:
How is her tableness? I'd tap that ass any day!

table

by sexualgrenade on Mar 23, 2022 03:45:27

a fuckin table

Example:
guy 1: i have a tabel
guy 2: how the fuck did you misspell table
guy fieri: guy fieri

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