acquiring

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acquire
v. Highly technical military term, meaning "to steal." Generally used in an operational setting. Stolen resources are typically the spoils of pilfering another unit's equipment.
Example:
Platoon Sergeant to Private: where the fuck is your Kevlar (helmet)? You better find it before Close of Business!!

(as the sergeant leaves)

Specialist to private: don't worry about it, we'll "acquire" one from third platoon.


acquired
When you give your self or someone else a gift that was not paid for.

Example:
"Hey i got you something"
"Aw, from where?"
"well I acquired it"


acquire
Example:
police: so, where exactly did you get (piece of expensive software / movie / album / any and every type of modern media / gold bullion / etc.) from?

you: why, i 'acquired' it from a 'reputable' 'vendor', sir!

police: okay, move along

you: trollface.png


tactically acquire
A term used to describe the act of stealthily obtaining items or gear you need. Only true ninjas are capable of tactically acquiring shit.
Example:
*Knifehand* Go tactically acquire some toilet paper, I don't have time to walk all the way over to the px and I don't want to bathe after I take a shit, you understand me?


legally acquire
To torrent something or download it using another unauthorized peer-to-peer service.
Example:
When you ask where you can get Eden of the East, do you mean where to legally acquire it, or where to, uh, "legally acquire" it?


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