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acquiring

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acquire

by roosterduck on Feb 01, 2009 04:01:47

v. Highly technical military term, meaning "to steal." Generally used in an operational setting. Stolen resources are typically the spoils of pilfering another unit's equipment.

Example:
Platoon Sergeant to Private: where the fuck is your Kevlar (helmet)? You better find it before Close of Business!!

(as the sergeant leaves)

Specialist to private: don't worry about it, we'll "acquire" one from third platoon.

acquired

by Lesbian Sarah on Dec 16, 2007 19:14:00

When you give your self or someone else a gift that was not paid for.

Example:
"Hey i got you something"
"Aw, from where?"
"well I acquired it"

acquire

by Gloone on May 16, 2011 00:53:06

steal

Example:
police: so, where exactly did you get (piece of expensive software / movie / album / any and every type of modern media / gold bullion / etc.) from?

you: why, i 'acquired' it from a 'reputable' 'vendor', sir!

police: okay, move along

you: trollface.png

tactically acquire

by Kreator89 on Feb 08, 2010 06:43:53

A term used to describe the act of stealthily obtaining items or gear you need. Only true ninjas are capable of tactically acquiring shit.

Example:
*Knifehand* Go tactically acquire some toilet paper, I don't have time to walk all the way over to the px and I don't want to bathe after I take a shit, you understand me?

acquired taste

by Midi4n on Jan 07, 2007 23:55:59

Another way of saying "this stuff is shit but you'll get used to it".

Example:
Guy 1: This moonshine tastes like shit
Guy 2: It's an acquired taste

Guy 1: Scat porn is shitty.
Guy 2: It's an acquired taste

Acquired Toxicity

by Lalari on Apr 28, 2021 15:33:12

It is a behavior that is learned over a period of time, which cannot be unlearnt because it is imbibed in one's personality.

Example:
My friend couldn't date Samuel because he apparent acquired toxicity from his previous relationship.

I acquired it

by Petey Nelsom on Oct 11, 2007 06:22:01

A phrase used when a person without the necessary means comes into possession of an expensive or rare item. The "acquired" is usually drawn out to denote the metaphorical use of the word.

Example:
Dude where'd you get that cell phone?
I acquired it.

legally acquire

by Shay Guy on Sep 16, 2009 10:46:28

To torrent something or download it using another unauthorized peer-to-peer service.

Example:
When you ask where you can get Eden of the East, do you mean where to legally acquire it, or where to, uh, "legally acquire" it?

acquired scrotum?

by Scrotometer #5 on Sep 30, 2006 19:30:46

the long, technical way to ask someone if they've:
"Got scrote?

Example:
"Acquired Scrotum?"
"Damn straight I got scrote!"

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