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paralyzed

When the orgasm is so good you can't move

paralyzed

by ya boi on May 27, 2005 01:30:06

So fucked up u can't open your eyes
See gone

Example:
Dat nigga don' hit da drank, blazed fo' blunts now that nigga can't open his eyes. He paralyzed.

The Paralyzer [Paralyzer]

by D-$ on Da Flo on Jan 09, 2009 06:03:57

When engaging in sexually intercourse in the doggy-style position the male ejaculates on the females back, causing her to be "paralyzed" because of the massive load on her back which she doesn't want to spill or run.

Example:
It was so funny when Dre did "The Paralyzer Paralyzer"to Stephanie.

Paralyzer

by IronicTrollFace on Jan 05, 2017 05:42:55

A Long Island Iced Tea in which the Coke is replaced with Everclear; also called a Highlander, due to the fact that "you will only need one".

Example:
Last night I drank some Paralyzers and got completely shitfaced...at least I think I did.

Paralyzed

by Starr 🌟 on Sep 17, 2020 22:59:20

When you are so hurt that you start feeling numb to any kind of pain and gradually you loose yourself and every word you say, sounds like it came from someone else and you don't feel anything, you search for feelings but their aren't any, when you want to feel something...anything...or sometimes nothing and you know you are paralyzed.

Example:
Me : I am paralyzed... I want to feel again.. Something...anything! I want the real me back.

The ghosts in my room : 👀

paralyzer

by getitgirljumponit on Mar 29, 2008 06:17:11

When giving a blow job and the person giving said blowjob swirls their tongue around the head until the point that the receiver can not feel their limbs anymore.

Example:
"So Kelsey how did last night go?"
"It went great, I gave him head and sprang the paralyzer on him, he's crazy for it now!"

paralyzer

by metallkidd93 on Mar 09, 2008 10:41:29

When a girl looks so good, that you feel paralyzed. Comes from the song "Paralyzer" by Finger Eleven.

Example:
WTF is with the other definitions for paralyzer?!

The Paralyzer

by J Awesome on Mar 25, 2009 11:23:49

The sexual position where a girl lays missionary at the edge of a bed. The man stands on the floor, upright typically in a half squat to adjust to needed height, and is able to put his dick so deep in her that it paralyzes the girl after multiple orgasms.

Example:
I used The Paralyzer on Aubrey on Sunday morning and made her cum in buckets while leaving her sore for days.

paralyzer

by Dirk Diggler on Mar 25, 2005 05:10:20

when a man is doing a woman from behind and blows a load on her back. the woman is paralyzed and cannot move for fear of dropping the load. the man takes his time getting a towel while his hapless victim is motionless like a good bird dog on point.

Example:
Bobby gave Suzy a paralyzer and then did his taxes.

paralyzer

by PoonToon on Nov 10, 2007 11:52:02

when engaging in foreplay the male fingers the girl to the point of orgasm leaving her with dead legs and weak knees so when she tries to get up she falls to the ground due to weakness in her legs.

Example:
You should have seen it last night my girl was getting up to get a glass of water and she fell over...it was one gnarly paralyzer.

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