Passover

The holiday of Passover celebrates the timewhen G-D passed of the houses of the Egyptian peopleand killed their first born's. It also celebrates the time when the Jews left Egypt. On Passover you may not eat bread.



Passover
Hebrew word for a dinner that features bland food, crappy wine and a boring story told again and again. It conmemorates the events leading up to the exodus of the Jewish people from Egypt.
Example:
Oh man.....gotta go to the in-laws for Passover tonight. FML!


Passover
It is when you are fucking a girl when she is on her period. Then you pull your dick out and wipe the blood with your dick on her forehead. Like the passover when the jews put the blood on the door.
Example:
Dude last night I did the passover on that chick.

She is so hot, I would passover her.


The Passover
The Passover is completed when one is having sex with a woman who is on her period. A few minutes into the disgusting and bloody intercourse, the man pulls out his dick and marks a streak of blood on his significant other's forehead, just like when the tenth plague was brought upon egypt and lambs' blood was put on doors.
Example:
When the girl I picked up last night told me she was on her period, I didn't shy away from sex; rather, I saw it as an opportunity to perform the Passover and save the baby I was to create in her that night.


passover
An adjective that describes a potential love interest that you really think you're interested in and would do your best to get with them. After much consideration maybe a few months later you realize they weren't worth the effort of being with them. Thus making them a passover, as you have moved on.
Example:
I really like him.
You sure about that?
Yes, I am.
U just think he is a passover guy.
Oh, okay.

Most of the girls you have dated are passover girls.
Yeah, not worth my effort.


The Passover
'The passover' is when you run your digits past a womans balloon knot, for the first time, to see if she's is accepting of the anal action.
Example:
Shneller attempted the passover by running his marag finger past her 'rusty sheriffs badge' She didn't appear to flinch so he concluded that she was accepting of the anal action.


Arabian Passover
An Arabian Passover is there is when somebody takes a shit down a slide and somebody on the other end of the slide catches it in their mouth.
Example:
Doug: I saw Charlie last night, him and Johnny were doing an Arabian Passover over at the park
James: SICCKKKK


the stoy of passover
one day the jews are in egypt being all slave-like and thtye got pissed and was like "Ay, Moses, go to the pharaoh and be like LEt My People Go, aight?" so moses goes to he pharaoh and he's like "Ay, homeslice let me get a wod outside" and the pharaoh was like "Fo' shizzle dizzle" MOses was like "Let my people go" an the pharaoh was like "No" so moses said "NOw mygod is gonna bizznatch ur ass!aight?" so all the plagues happened and the pharaoh was like "OK MOses get out!" so moses went to the jews and was all like "H-hey let's go!" so they startd a-walkin' an got to the Red Sea to find out it was really blue and that the pharaoh was following them so moses was like "Ay god, a little help" and guess what god did. take a guess. HE made a bridge just like u thought rite, rie of course i'm rite it's my story. so the jews are in chillin' in the desert for 40 years and then all of a frieken sudden MOses turns around and starts walkin back to egypt and the jews was like "Ay, moses, where u going?" and he was like "to egypt, foo!" and the was like "butmoses the pharaoh will make u a leave again. y go back?" and ya know what moeses said? he was like "i left my shoes in egypt and those mothafu***s was jordans. ain' no way i leavin' dem in egypt!"
Example:
never repeat the moses story


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