FML
means
Fix My Lighthouse. Back in the 17th Century, lighthouse keepers were tthe butt of everyone's jokes. When a
lighthouse keeper was made fun of, his retort would be "why dont you
fix my lighthouse!" which was shortened over time to FML. This term was made famous in the great battle of the Sole Bay in 1902 where 14 peolpe died and 1 person broke their glasses.
FML
by Kongdasavge on Sep 24, 2017 10:14:59
FML
by Rellik Uzi on Aug 08, 2010 19:40:05
1) Acronym. Stands for "Fuck My Life". Used
liberally in posts on social networking sites, instant messages, and text messages. Generally used as shorthand for "nothing is going right in my life" or "
my life sucks".
2) Name/Song Title. "FML" is the name of a song by popular electronic music artist
deadmau5. FML is track one off the album entitled "For Lack of a Better Name" released in 2009.
FML
by little resheniz on Feb 17, 2009 03:25:13
an acronym for
Fuck My Life, but also the name of a popular website, where people post their
embarrassing stories. They all start with Today and end with FML
Example:
Today, I put skittles up my vagina, to be cute for my boyfriend on valentines day, so i would
taste good. As he was eating me out, he pushed one
skittle up so far and couldn't
get it out. I ended in up in the ER for 4 hours, with laughing nurses. FML.
FML
by jaydawg3000 on Jun 20, 2009 23:26:59
This commonly used acronym is used by
melodramatic,
unappreciative teenagers who believe they have the worst life in the world, often due to their own actions, when in
truth they do not.
Example:
Girl: FML I'm studying for a test.
My life sucks.
Boy: FML my parents won't buy me a new car. My life sucks.
It: FML my parents took away the cell phone for
two days that they pay for because I stole then crashed their car and am failing all my classes because
I don't do crap. My life sucks.
FML
by Jellytugs on Mar 16, 2010 10:27:17
FML
by omgwaffleslol on Mar 16, 2010 06:06:21
FML
by srhwo on May 05, 2009 22:55:31
FML
by TreeBobJoe on Dec 14, 2009 09:56:37
Example:
Today I was fired from
my job because
the mug on my
desk said "Fuck" on it. FML
FML
by Sociopathy on Mar 22, 2010 23:37:16
noun - A shortened term for the website 'Fmylife.com', but can also be used as a shortened way to say 'Fuck my life'. It is a website which includes
multitudes of fictional stories about people having their days ruined in some horrible or upsetting way. The
handful of stories that are true, however, always occur as a fault of
the writer.