penguin

An extremely cool bird that will kill all who do not absolutly love it and has the potential to invent space travel and wish to establish a colony on Pluto



penguin
the feathery little bastards who you love to hate, and hate to love, but somehow, they make great disney movies. You know what, i was going to write a movie about penguins, but then the goddamn happy feet movie came out. i still wanted to write it, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, it was COPYWRITED. you know what? FUCK THE MAN! IM GONNA BUILD A GIANT FUCKING PENGUIN ROBOT SUIT, AND CRUSH THOSE LITTLE ASSFUCKERS AT DISNEY! AND WHILE IM AT IT, IM GOING TO DROP COOLANT FLUIDS ON THOSE MOTHERS AT THE IRS!!! THEY TAXED THE GODDAMN ROBOT SUIT, AND THEY'RE GONNA REGRET IT!!! HOW DO YA LIKE ME NOW YOU CHEAP FUCKERS????
Example:
"wow... the guy who wrote this is freakin phyco..."

"IM GONNA CRUSH YOUUUUUUUU!!!!"

nooooooooooooo!!!!!!! not the penguin suit! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

(also, people who like penguins, such as the author of this, tend to suffer from severe cases of raging insanity. side effects may include, random rants, building insanely cool gadgets, and world domination.)


penguin
Somebody who is so sexually innocent that even the most obviously perverted jokes and sexiest women cannot affect them. Usually only applies to teenagers, children do not count as penguins.

Penguins can also be people who simply do not think of sexual thoughts, they do not notice scantily clad classmates or get aroused often, if ever.
Example:
"Steve is such a penguin, he didn't even notice when Marissa bent over right in front of his face."

"You're such a penguin! Don't you ever think about the ladies?"


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