man period

The sole and absolute male counterpart to pms in females. Multiple changes in behaviour(s) at various times in the month is characteristic of this affliction.Symptoms Include:-fear of reality-abrupt irritibility-unwillingness to solve problems-inconsiderate, yet expects you to be excessively considerate to his feelings-displays momentary regression back to childish nature(‘little boy syndrome’)-argumentative but totally still wants to sleep with/do you @ the end of the day-onset of inwardness-inconsiderate, yet expects you to be excessively considerate to his feelings-sporadic moments where he cares again, but doesnt actually mean it-failure to initiate the apology and or admitting wrongfulness-purposely goes out of the way to frustrate others(*See ‘little boy syndrome’ above; ie. If he’s miserable, EVERYONE else has to be)-clearly shows signs of holding onto young man angst(and all things EMO) and behaving like such a little douchebag because of it-the OPPOSITE of helpful



man period

by group_of_fariys on Jun 17, 2009 10:45:42

pmsing of the male gender.
Example:
Males seem to have a "period" as like females.
None of the bleeding syndormes but the mood swings and high level of irriation.

man period symtoms
-Yelling,shouting constantly
-storming off in a mad /anger mannor
-making others feel guilty
-seeming to think that their always right
-savere mood swings
-irritated more than usual
-non willing to addmit they did something wrong
-lazyness
-more than the usual food consumption
-more emotional intake


man period

by definentlynotchelsea<3luvyouj on Jan 08, 2011 13:09:01

The time of the month when a teenage boy, NOT A MAN, experiences hormonal changes which affect his usual state of bitchiness to an extreme level.
Symptoms:
-irrationality
-need to run 10 miles a day
-touching themselves
-often having rant sessions about the girls they can't get and how bitchy they are, when in reality she's way to good for him and he's to stupid to know how to get a girl in the first place
-often doing stupid things repeatedly with other members of the penile race
-need to have excessively long lingering conversations with oneself involving why they didn't get the girl and expressing their sadness via music and holes in wall.
-lost in thought
-a permanent angry look stuck one their face
-frequent bathroom visits
-drumming fingers on the desk
-tapping feet
-less than needed humming of sad song by some random band that was cool in the 50's. aka the 18 hundreds
-can't express themselves except through song, dance, and pervy comments (more like shuffling..)
-getting lost in a hot girls legs.. I mean, I mean... eyes!
-looking around with nervous glances
-suddenly brings up inside joke that no one else knows
-needs to be the center of attention
-over-drama-tization of their problems
-frequently solving crossword puzzles and math problems
-coming up with more sad songs to sing about during next man period
-putting random programs on their fancy graphing calculator
-still wondering about that girl..
-madly in love with Rae (nice justin)
Example:
Boy on man period, "Oh dude I just heard this cool band the star gazers and theirs this one song that reminds me of my life, but i won't tell you what is is."


man period

by The Second Reskatement of Awesome on Mar 10, 2008 11:26:20

The time during the man's bi-annual hormonal cycle when his levels of testosterone become extremely elevated. Symptoms include:
--Extreme rationality
--Enhanced awesomeness
--Supreme driving ability
--Math and Science skills
--Up to 5x normal size of ejaculate
--Crushing at sports (particularly broomball)
Example:
Sorry I fixed your car while I was making all the money and explaining the stock market to your parents, I'm on my man period.


Man Period

by on Apr 27, 2021 02:42:16

A man who going through a phase where he is easily emotional, irritated, horny, tired, or any mental side effects of a women’s period.
Example:
why is chris being so emotional and annoying today, he must me on his Man period.


Man Period

by MrCfR on Jan 10, 2010 03:04:50

A natural occurrence in males around every 3-6 months where hormone levels, both testosterone and oestrogen, are higher than usual. This often manifests itself in mood swings and/or general lethargy.
Example:
1: "What's wrong?"
2: "I dunno, just kind of down."
1: "What's up?"
2: "Nothing, just feeling down. Don't know why, must be on my man period."


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