petting your dog Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

petting your dog

A phrase typically during road rage--especially when being glared at by snotty female passengers. This phrase can be used in conjunction with hand signals, but is more typically exercised as a way to blow off steam at those road neighbors who just seem to have an issue with the fact that they are sharing the interstate with other individuals instead of owning their own highways.

Pet your dog nose

by Ellisniss MGP on Jan 11, 2011 12:37:56

To be used interchangeably with the phrase: "rub your nipple." The word 'pet' may also be subbed out for something fitting with the circumstance, such as the words 'squeeze' 'smack' or 'flip.'

Example:
"I'm gonna pet your dog nose"

Translation: I'm going to rub your nipple

Petting your dog

by TheConfusedPotato on Jul 18, 2019 01:50:35

One of the most relaxing things you can possibly do. It releases a hormone called oxytocin, which reduces stress

Example:
Like many other Americans, I come home and pet my dog. You see, petting your dog, is one of the most relaxing things you can possibly do.

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