pickleball
Oversized ping pong or undersized tenis played with a wiffle ball and wooden paddels. It is a RAD GAMEpickleball
Pickleball
And yes, I am serious. A racket sport for 2 to 4 players that takes elements from tennis, badminton, and table-tennis, it is often played by retired folk in Floridian resorts. One wields a wooden, plastic, or graphite paddle, smacking a Wiffle-ball across a fairly low net until someone keels over from exhaustion (that's what it seems like anyway).
Example:
"Most play Pickleball for exercise, but it never works."
"Many people at The Villages play Pickleball (However, due to the fact that only two people under the age of 70 have entered its gates, we may never know for sure)."
"Most play Pickleball for exercise, but it never works."
"Many people at The Villages play Pickleball (However, due to the fact that only two people under the age of 70 have entered its gates, we may never know for sure)."
Pickleball
Pickleball is a sport made popular in the late 10th century by Lord Cadwallon ab Ieuaf of Wales. The rules of the game were simple: two players known as 'Pickle-yarls' are confined to an eight foot radius circle. On opposing sides are 20 gallon vats of pickling solution. The audience is distributed cucumbers (or eunks). The audience is then encouraged to toss their cucumbers at the Pickle-yarls. The player who successfully pickles the most cucumbers in a month wins the game.
There are, of course, regional variations of this game. In North Wales, it is most common to find the simple version of the game. The more sophisticated Southern Walers, however, cover their cucumbers in glue and award points to the audience members who manage to successfully stick the cucumbers to the players. At the end of the month, the audience member with the most points, or 'yimps' is given a ham to do with as they please.
There are, of course, regional variations of this game. In North Wales, it is most common to find the simple version of the game. The more sophisticated Southern Walers, however, cover their cucumbers in glue and award points to the audience members who manage to successfully stick the cucumbers to the players. At the end of the month, the audience member with the most points, or 'yimps' is given a ham to do with as they please.
Pickleball Brains
Pickleball Confess
When you reply all to the wrong text thread and talk mess about the very thread you’ve replied all to. You must confess your error on the pickleball court.
broken pickleball
Example:
Barney: "Mom, no one will come over to play with me or let me come over to play with them. This is terrible! I feel like a broken pickleball. What should I do?"
Mom: "Well, Barney you are not a broken pickleball. You are a wonderful boy. You are just what some people may call socially retarded. So, there's that and you are thirty-seven years old. Now get a freakin' life and get the hell outta this house!"
Barney: "Mom, no one will come over to play with me or let me come over to play with them. This is terrible! I feel like a broken pickleball. What should I do?"
Mom: "Well, Barney you are not a broken pickleball. You are a wonderful boy. You are just what some people may call socially retarded. So, there's that and you are thirty-seven years old. Now get a freakin' life and get the hell outta this house!"
Pickleball
Pickleball is a paddle sport that combines elements of tennis, badminton & ping-pong, with the intention to keep obese Americans from playing a more athletic game like tennis to support their overpriced health care system.
Example:
"So irritated...they converted all the public tennis courts but one court to a Pickleball court."
"Gotta keep Americans fat to feed the health care system."
"So irritated...they converted all the public tennis courts but one court to a Pickleball court."
"Gotta keep Americans fat to feed the health care system."