MacKenzy
This girl is one of the most gorgeous gems you could ever find. She's witty, charming, loving, affectionate, amazing, and talented. She has many aspirations and looks restlessly everyday to find the one. She's drop dead beautiful, stunning as is, and will make your hands clap. All the boys walk over her these days and never see her, but one day they will regret their entire lives and every decision they've ever made. All the girls think that she is absolutely nothing, but there will be a day where they question who they even are as a person. Nobody can spell her name right now, but one day this will be the only way people know how to spell this name. MacKenzy is a girl that can rarely be found, but if you do find her, be grateful. Make no mistakes. Keep her; she will be the one for you. Never turn her down. Never make her feel less of herself. Never make fun of her. She matters.
Example:
Person 1: How do you spell the name "Mackenzie"?
Person 2: It's "M-a-c-K-e-n-z-y".
Person 1: Wow, look at her! What's her name?
Person 2: That's definitely a MacKenzy. She's so gorgeous, look at her!
Pick me girl #1: Ugh, she's so worthless. No wonder no guy pays her any attention.
Same pick me girl: *In head* Damn, why can't I be like her???
Person 1: How do you spell the name "Mackenzie"?
Person 2: It's "M-a-c-K-e-n-z-y".
Person 1: Wow, look at her! What's her name?
Person 2: That's definitely a MacKenzy. She's so gorgeous, look at her!
Pick me girl #1: Ugh, she's so worthless. No wonder no guy pays her any attention.
Same pick me girl: *In head* Damn, why can't I be like her???