pizza roll

something you always want to eat and never want to stop eating it



Pizza Roll
A pizza roll is a bunch of something that i'm not sure of rolled into a little roll. And as soon as you bite into those little fuckers it bursts out the other end, so you have to stuff the whole thing in your mouth. Only to realize its like a mouthful of lava! Pizza-y, yummy lava! ...... but that doesnt mean it doesnt burn like shit
Example:
"hey man, I'm going to go make some Totinos Pizza Rolls"

"bring me something cold to drink bro, those things are fuckin hot! ... little shits"


Pizza Rolls
Pizza Rolls were invented by the roman goddess Athena in 1949. They are the art of making pizza and then rolling them into a roll. They serve many purposes such as repairing furniture, using as bracelets, and eating. Don't forget to call the pizza rolls hotline 12345, or contact them by email ([email protected]).
Example:
"Can you repair the couch with the pizza rolls?"


Pizza-Rolling
The act of having to watch and/or listen to your friends act sexually over a video call. Typically occurring in discord groupchats.

The term originates from the fanfiction “Two’s a Company, Three’s a Mistake” written by Ao3 author horseparkour, in which main character Sapnap has to listen to his friends Dream and George have e-sex in a discord call, all whilst eating a plate of freshly microwaved pizza rolls.
Example:
My friends didn’t leave the groupchat to have their discord sex again, I hate Pizza-Rolling”


pizza rolled
The act of getting bashed in the head with an empty Pizza Rolls box. A complex WWE wrestling move, reserved for the most talented competitors.
Example:
Did you see Albin get pizza rolled?

No, what's that?
Dan hit him in the head with an empty Pizza Rolls box and Albin hit the couch like an unconscious drunk.


pizza rolls
A relationship built out of convenience rather than actual affection.

A guy's roommate is dating some girl, and she keeps bringing her friend over, so he and the friend hook up. He doesn't really like her, but she's always just around, so what the hell.

Compared to, if you wake up the morning and you want to eat something really good or healthy, but you find out there's a plate of pizza rolls left in the microwave for you, you sort've give up on the effort of something you want and just eat the crap, because it's convenient and there.
Example:
Oh, they're not dating. She just always shows up. That bitch is just pizza rolls to him.


Pizza Rolls
For many centuries man has searched the snack of the gods. One day pizaro prayed for the snack and God sent it down. Pizaro named it Pizza rolls because of it's thick luxorius bread and sweet savory tomato sauce and it looked like his balls. Pizaro wanted to share it with the world so he gave it to tostinos to create the magnificent treat. Today tostinos makes them 24/7 and 90 people were fired stealing rolls.
Example:
Every day I wake up to the sweet sound of pizza rolls in my ass


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