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playing the trumpet

When you blow a guy like you blow a trumpet

playing the trumpet

by Shirty McSame on Mar 07, 2003 00:50:33

To make out profusely with another hardcore.

Example:
I played the trumpet with your mom all last night.

Nun Playing the Trumpet

by RedRockRun on Oct 19, 2013 07:06:03

A low, quiet, almost melodic fart. It is sometimes associated with the sound a woman makes when she farts and is often mistaken for a creaky door.

Example:
I like kimchi, but kimchi doesn't like me. Like if you want to hear the nun playing the trumpet, you get me a little bit of kimchi.

Playing the Porcelain Trumpet

by joshuah! on Sep 29, 2006 00:29:45

When a person farts loudly before pooing. The noise is amplified by the hollow bowl of the toilet.

Example:
After a long night competitive beer drinking, i awoke to my roomate playing the porcelain trumpet.

Playing the angel's trumpet

by QueenSativa on Oct 25, 2010 12:03:18

Getting high by smoking weed

Example:
-Why is John's eyes so red? He's acting weird.
-Oh, him? He's playing the angel's trumpet.

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