antlers

to have antlers is to be high. this term originated in the movie grandmas boy. a very funny movie about a video game tester that is a stoner and gets kicked out of his apartment and moves in his grandmas house, highly recomended. anyways, the drug dealer, dante, gets this weed that makes high and think hes a deer and grow antlers



The Antlers
An incredible indie rock band from Brooklyn, New York, composed of Peter Silberman, Darby Cicci, and Michael Lerner. They are most popular for their amazing 2009 concept album, Hospice. More recently, they have released an album titled "Burst Apart," which is just as wonderful. Their music is best listened to while alone in the dark.
Example:
Person A: "The Antlers are my favorite band EVER."
Person B: "Never heard of them. Do they play holiday music?"
Person A: "No, silly. Here, listen to this!"
(Person B Listens)
Person B: "Whoa, that's AWESOME."


Antlered
Taking a lot of dicks. I mean, a lot. At one time/in one sitting/while being filmed. The number of waiting dicks resembles the 'points' of a deer's antlers, hence the name.
Example:
"Did you hear? Nicole went to that frat party and totally got antlered by the entire frat!"


Antlers
The instance in which a pornstar on her knees takes a cock in each hand, taking turns. Imagine that she is there by herself jerking first the right hand and then the left hand above her head and you'll get the idea.
Example:
We went to the corporate dinner/after hours and we met the vice-president of Purchasing... and sometime after last call Nathan and I go to her place. Antlers.


antlering
antlering

A Lesbian sex act where two partners aggressively interlock their spread legs (like two pairs of antlers) and grind their vulvae together to stimulate each other's clitoris to orgasm. Also called tribadism and scissoring, the practice has many colloquialisms. In some Central American countries it is called "making tortillas," and the Chinese refer to the act as "polishing mirrors".
Example:
I felt myself get hard as I peeked through the window of a book club and watched Deb and Barb get naked and make out on the bed, but it wasn't until they began aggressively antlering that I realized I had just creamed in my pants.


Antlers
Refering to when a womans labia obscenely long, streatchy, and hanging in an odd formation of skin twists and folds.
Example:
Dude, iI was going to go down on this chick... but when I got down there, she had antlers. I was like ( make hand gesture as if pulling a wish bone by yourself) "wtf am i supposed to do with these?"


bag of antlers
Term used to describe how a very skinny and/or bony woman looks or feels like.
Example:
Screwing her was like doing it with a bag of antlers.
or
She needs to eat more. She's starting to look like a bag of antlers.


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