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poons

imaginary female currency *one must earn certain amounts of 'poons' to be eligible for a 'taste' ie: doing of dirt, being responsible, and/or beast of burden, walking of the line, good little boy, being sensitive... -all these things earn one poons!

poons

by nuglifee on Apr 16, 2010 09:41:28

Noun. Synonym for "girls"

can also be used as a verb:

Example:
v. I'm gonna poons it tonight with Kathryn

n. Where the poons at?

Poon Poon

by Junkrocka on May 13, 2008 00:55:34

A vagina. A poontang. A beef curtain. A cunt. A twat.

Example:
You put the peen peen in the poon poon.

Poon Poon

by ShotzFlared on Jan 19, 2017 11:56:54

Jamaican slang for the female <nsfw> area.

Example:
Guurl let me get inside that poon poon!

Poons Poon

by G-RED on Oct 29, 2006 11:37:58

Referring to the female love hole or Vagina.

Example:
I want to hit that poons poon.

poon poon

by sbccrew on Oct 21, 2009 03:52:32

An exclimation made by a man who is certain that he is about to recieve some kind of intercourse, be it a cheeky blowy or full on balls deep poon pounding.

The words are usually said with assonance of 'choo choo' (like a train') and the arm movement commonly seen when a train driver is honking a horn

Example:
Danny: that nasty bitch Jenny is gonna feel my balls slap on her gooch. Poon poon!

poon

by Yours Truly on Jun 23, 2004 04:50:58

1)A female's genital organ (vagina)

2)A slang term for wimp, often used by teenage males who want to boost their masculinity

Example:
1)I fucked Kara last night. She's got a tight poon.

2)Alex: We probably shouldn't go rock climbing. It could be dangerous
Nick: Dude, it's fine. Don't be such a poon!

Pooning

by SamuelDexterity on Oct 30, 2014 07:51:46

The act of seeking out fat girls to hook up with. It is derived from the word harpoon which was used to hunt whales.

Example:
You like big girls? Me too! Lets go pooning together!

Poon

by Graham on Apr 13, 2004 22:31:18

the unshaven heaven in which we all like to take a dip.

Example:
In Diana Jones: The temple of Poon.

pooning

by The Poon King on Mar 12, 2008 04:48:24

Basically, an act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/thong (cotton gusset recommended). Then, remove pants/thong and either dry naturally or accellerate the process with a hair drier. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried minge goo from the pants/thong with a razor blade. Use razor blade to finulate. Roll up a bank note, and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for an intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a supplement for viagra.

Example:
Where's james, and what's that noise?

That's his hair drier - he's pooning.

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