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eligible

to be eligible for a heating

eligate

by Dan_Nomad_NC on Apr 11, 2006 06:30:18

The opposite of deligate. When one assigns a task to his/her boss.

Example:
The job didn't get done because I eligated it to Mr. Smith and he dropped the ball.

eligibly

by josha back on Apr 07, 2008 10:23:37

In an eligible manner.

Example:
Lex Rudel Eligibly has a small dick.

Bowl Eligible

by The Biggest Z on Nov 23, 2014 15:54:10

Ready and/or willing to smoke marijuana. Not to be confused with a similar term used to determine whether an NCAA football team qualifies for the postseason.

Example:
Hey Chris, are you bowl eligible yet?
Nah, give me a half hour, I need to finish this paper.

Eligible Puss

by Another frat guy on Dec 02, 2019 22:38:42

A female of age 18 or older categorized as a minimum of a soft 5 on the hotness scale.

Example:
Ryan, there is so much eligible puss at this party.

eligible bachelor

by Ecce on Oct 06, 2004 16:41:57

el·i·gi·ble bach·e·lor
n.

1. An unattached man who is desirable and worthy of choice.

2. An attached man who is beyond the field of vision of his wife, his girlfriend, or his main bitch.

Example:
Guy A: "Where's your girlfriend?"

Guy B: "Out of town. I'm an eligible bachelor again."

triage eligable

by P0rkCh0p on Oct 05, 2017 20:34:06

A medical term from an ambulance to hospital that lets the emergency room know that the patient is full of it.

Example:
Med#1: 45 YOF, complains of paralysis in lower left extremity, patient is "Triage Eligable".
Hospitol Dispatch: What, her foot asleep?
Med#1: 10-04

eligibility community

by zero_conalt on Apr 18, 2021 20:15:29

the LGBT+ community

Example:
just found out paris is burning 🔥🔥🔥🥵 my thoughts go out to the eligibility community 😔🙏😥😪

eligible bachlor

by burntdep on May 15, 2009 05:16:03

the ultimate player, he's womans dream man, he knows that and the woman knows that so they have a "understanding" that she'll put up with his cheating as long as she doesn't have to be exposed to it.

Example:
"Hey i'm a eligible bachlor so i can get any woman i want as many as i want,and most of the woman know about each other but they won't complain too much because they don't want to lose me"

seniors born before 1962 are now eligible for new hearing aids

by hoiyah ur mum on Apr 27, 2022 00:45:49

you probably got this from an ad didnt you

Example:
you:seniors born before 1962 are now eligible for new hearing aids
some random dude:and...
you:idk didnt think id get this far

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